so i took some time to stop thinking about my problems to think about someone elses.
everyone meet lil za.
random #1271972913701 in justin bieber’s crew.
i still don’t know what his purpose is.
oh wait i know.
he took the fall for all those drugs taken at justin bieber’s crib in that raid today...
Police now believe the powdered drug they confiscated at Justin Bieber’s house — allegedly belonging to Lil Za – may NOT be cocaine … they think it’s probably Molly … a form of Ecstasy.
Law enforcement sources tell us, they’re testing the drug right now and should have results shortly.
In addition to the white stuff, we’re told police also found Xanax … which they believe belonged to Za as well.
If Za was in possession of Molly (MDMA), less is on the line than if it were cocaine.
Cocaine could land him in prison for 3 years, but punishment for MDMA is much less, about 1 year.
As we reported, Za was arrested this morning inside Bieber’s home while police were executing a felony search warrant in connection with Bieber’s egg attack on his neighbor.
all this over some damn ( x eggs )?
…and here he go ackin’ up in jail:
Sources tell us Za was minutes from posting bail and getting released from custody after getting busted for drug possession at Bieber’s house this morning — and then for some reason he flipped out and smashed a phone in the jailhouse.
We’re told Za is now in the process of being re-booked for vandalism.
Best of all, depending on the value of the phone … this could also be a felony — to go along with his felony drug bust.
well i’m sure he smashed the phone because he heard this:
“the number you dialed is not in service…”
peep the bieber pr spin already in motion:
*camera pans on justin crying white tears on a oprah own special*
“i was just rebelling because i was so sheltered.
i just wanted to see what it felt like to be a real boy.
they were doing the drugs.
i would never so drugs.
please buy my music again!
…he then picks flowers for small orphan girls,
visits a few hospitals to study cancer research,
rescues a couple cats from trees,
has a contest to find the purest and whitest actress to play his new girlfriend,
and will be back in white america’s good graces again.
double platinum album in tow.
…and lil za?
well i’m sure he might get a nice check for his services.
he’ll never be heard from again.
lowkey: where is this little animal’s parents?
and why is he hanging with the ghetto?
ima need him to stop hanging out with ragga muffins in 2014.