Can Someone Bring Me This Kellan Lutz With Ice Cream on Top? (NOW)
every so often,
i see a snow wolf who makes me extremely hungry.
he reminds me of warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream on the top.
now paul walker was my snow wolf crush,
but sadly he is with the big homie up above.
the spot was pretty much open.
well i watching minding my own business last night,
when i turned on wendy williams.
her special guest was kellan lutz who i want in my spot…
…and then i read his interview from “the advocate” from 2011:
On his gay fans: “Oh, they’re the best. I love them. When I meet gay fans out and about, they’re so great to talk to – and I’m big on hugging, because I’m from the Midwest. They’re just so energetic and loving. I’m proud to have those fans, and their support means a lot to me. I don’t want just girls coming to my movies; I want guys to come too.”
On gay rumors: “I don’t Google myself, but I’ve heard that people think I’m gay. I’ve heard it all. See, I don’t really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I’ve had have come after me. So it’s really funny when girls get offended because I don’t hit on them. They’ll transform their insecurity into, ‘Oh, that makes sense, because I heard you’re into guys and have a boyfriend.’ I’m like, ‘Seriously? That’s your tactic to get me to like you?’ There will always be rumors, but I know who I am.”
On his preference in roommates: “Honestly, I’d prefer to live with gay guys. They’re the cleanest, and they just take care of stuff. Because I’m always away, coming home to a clean house means a lot to me. Trust me, I’ve lived with a lot of roommates, and straight guys are just kids who don’t pick up after themselves.”
… soooooo hi kellan.
my name is jamari.
but i’m mixed with indian.
i come from the hoe-ahontas fox tribe.
i also cook and clean.
you like that right?
lowkey: that trailer gets me so hot.
every time i look at him,