Who Wants A Blowjob Because The Miami Heat Won? Going Once, Going Twice…

… you wish it was my lips to grace your penis.
Nope, but you can get these hoes to do it for you!

Well slow down on the subtle ladies….

I won a few dollars on the Heat series and if you know basketball you should have too (did you really bet on OKC?) but if you happen to be the basketball fanatic type that also follows porn stars on Twitter then you might have won a “gift” from a couple of them.
Porn stars Angelina Castra and Sara Jay started the campaign #teambjnba on Twitter to support the Miami Heat and reward their fans. They promised a free BJ to any of their followers if (they knew it was going to happen) the Heat won a championship. Well, they did and so now they are sending out press releases to those who qualified for it and are ready to film and sell it on DVD.
Below are the rules.

Date: August 2, 2012 — in Miami (Location To Be Announced)
BLOWJOBS GIVEN TO ALL CONFIRMED TWITTER FOLLOWERS WHO ARE OVER 21 WITH ID
***MUST FOLLOW BOTH @SaraJayxxx & @AngelinaCastroX to qualify ***

RULES:

Members of Angelina Castro’s Official Site or Sara Jay’s Official Site as of August 1, 2012 are first in line based on length of membership.
If any member of the Heat or the coaching staff shows up, they are next in line (as long as they are followers!)
Whoever is a follower who shows up in either a ‘I Love Sara Jay’ or ‘Once You Go Hispanic Don’t Panic’ or Sara Jay’s Juicy ‘T.I.T.S’ Tshirt is next in line
Anyone who shows up in a TeamBJNBA Tshirt is next in line
Anyone who shows up in a Miami Heat Official Tshirt or Jersey is next in line
The next order is based on submission of complete paperwork and releases
ANYONE GETTING A BJ MUST CONSENT TO THE EVENT BEING FILMED, STREAMED LIVE and/or SOLD ON A DVD or WEBSITE in the future – NO EXCEPTIONS – Release to be posted here soon
You CAN wear a mask to cover your face to collect your BJ but ONLY if your identity is confirmed beforehand.
YOU MUST HAVE A CONFIRMED TEST FROM TALENT TESTING (at your expense) completed and emailed with a copy of your ID no later than 48 hours before the follower blow off. Information on how to test posted soon.
No admission to the event just to watch.
No filming or picture taking of any kind.
All paperwork (release and test) must be emailed to info@teambjnba.com no later than 48 hours before the event.
We reserve the right to refuse entry for ANY reason, including but not limited to hygene, rude behavior, intoxication or otherwise.
A registered MALE nurse will be on the premises to inspect for hygene [sic].
You FULLY and COMPLETELY will release Sara Jay & Angelina Castro from any claims of any kind arising out of your participation.

*** This is a ONE TIME event. Collect on August 2 in Miami, or don’t collect at all ***
***We reserve the right to change the date, rules & location as needed ***
*** For those that cannot come to the event, it will be streamed live, details to follow how to watch ***

I mean,
shiiiit,
you’re taping yourself getting head…
why not let these 2 professional throat business consultants give you a record breaking one?

lowkey: if anyone attends,
i want full details.
…and I wonder which Miami Heat players will show up?
although i feel those tonsil examinations will be held in a private session.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

6 thoughts on “Who Wants A Blowjob Because The Miami Heat Won? Going Once, Going Twice…”

  1. IDK if I could do something like that – well, maybe if I was one of the first…but blowjobs aren’t the best way for me to cum & I think they’ll be using their hands anyway, so *shrug*

  2. If that’s what they want to then hey. LOL They might get more than what they bargained for though.

  3. None of the players will show up. They have their own personal throat specialists, many of whom are probably men since they give better head.

    I would like to watch this online, though. You know only the mandingo warriors will probably show up.

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