when we’re down on our knees,
we’re actually doing the Lord’s work.
when you got a male shakin’ and callin’ for The Almighty,
while your mouth is slathering his penis,
who knew those were demons cummin’ out?
well a new jersey pastor claimed he was doing the good Lord’s work.
it has ended up with his tail in jail via “raw story“…
Multiple victims have come forward to accuse a New Jersey pastor of sexually assaulting them as part of exorcism rituals.
“Three men have come forward claiming Rev. Dr. William Weaver performed sex acts on them when they came to him for private counseling at Linden Presbyterian Church,” Newsweek reported Thursday. “Weaver, 69, would allegedly tell the men that he needed to ‘suck’ out demons through their semen, citing Native American rituals and a verse from Ephesians telling Christians to ‘put on the full armor of God.’”
“According to impact statements the men submitted to the Presbytery of Elizabeth, which has jurisdiction over the church in Linden, Weaver would order each to strip naked and lie down. Then he would place an “angel coin” on their foreheads and have them balance stones on their hands and ankles. Weaver would then allegedly perform oral sex on them,” Newsweek reported.
foxhole,
i’m screaming.
this is the alleged pastor in question:
that hyena hustled them into getting them head,
but under the guise of Jesus syaing so.
i bet they thought the demons would cum out like this:
my biggest fantasy is to make a wolf cum that hard.
no offense to the victims,
but i’m confused how they fell for this nonsense?
they must have been brainwashed pretty heavy.
most pastors do it with money; this one did it with head.
Stay woke
lowkey: we need to start saying:
“I sucked the demons out of him”.
foxhole,
i’m into it.
article cc: raw story
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Oh my Goddess! I can NOT sip my rum & cranberry and read dis ISH! That gif murderlized me!
I’m crying!!! That old dirty man was feasting on cum under the pretense of exorcism. I cannot!
^he needs to be underneath the entire jail for his entire nonsense
This post with your response is SICK.
^clearly,
i cant make a light hearted entry packed with sarcasm.
that or some can’t take a joke.
noted.
What did I just read lol!!