Usher and His Eggplant Brings Us All To His Snapchat

Screen Shot 2016-04-28 at 7.40.14 PMusher is what you call…

“vintage penis”

his sexy just gets better with age.
lord let me not say that.
that “woman” he use to be married to lurks.
well usher had a “oops-whoopsie-daisy” today.
he posted a “nearly eggplant but not quite” on his snapchat.
this is what a vix-bi led me to via celebrity eggplants

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dryDpEydamn.
he is small.
like…
his thighs look like a 13 year old.
well he posted an explaination about it in their comment box:

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“thick thigh big booty havin pineapple”
lol!
but ummmmeeerrraaahhh…

can usher come and bless the foxhole comment box?
sheesh.
i’ve been good all year.
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…or something like that.

lowkey: i have such a crush on usher.
the things i would do…

pictures credited: celebrity eggplants

*follow usher on snapchat: howusnap

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

29 thoughts on “Usher and His Eggplant Brings Us All To His Snapchat

  1. You know it was always said that he is a Fox, which means he does not need to be that big body wise. Usher has always been bae tho, he looks really good to be honest. I would take him over a lot of these other dudes out here.

    1. Having seen him naked what your seeing with the angle he is sitting are his balls on both side of the emoji. He works out at Bodies By Carlos (google it) and one of the trainers travels with him when needed. He is a power Fox

  2. Oh Ursh…bring a Dasani w/ u next time u’re in your private steam room, cause you look a liiiil’ thirsty……….and can I have a personal steam room please and thanx

      1. lol…well, I guess I’m a pro at that then on the daily when I turn on the shower, but delay my entry w/ an obligatory morning deposit to the porcelain god in a steam filled environment……………yeah, not quite the same 🙁

  3. Are we sure that’s him? His body looks really weird. Like distorted weird. I know he’s not “thick” but I never saw him as that “thin” either. he looks 12 in that pic… It’s a really weird angle. I usually think he’s attractive but that was NOT the business! LOL

  4. “No I ain’t no thick thigh big booty having ass pineapple!” Oh Usher! Were you checking out some thick thigh big booty boys in Piedmont Park at the time you wrote that comment on IG? *rolls eyes* I’ll wait!

    1. I see someone is trying to spill some tea but truthfully that tea has been spilled a long time ago unfortunately he’s legendary!

  5. He could still get it but I’m not here for Usher doing this lol. He’s a lil too old. You got two young boys at home. Leave the thirst traps to Trey and September.

    1. Trey is 31 himself though, he is fairly young at best. Usher is 37, I really do not see much of a difference between them two.

  6. Ursh has always been sexy as hell. I’ve always wanted to taste that.lol And there’s rumors that he is very good in bed. lol

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