have you ever seen someone in the wild,
thought they were attractive,
and as soon as they opened their mouth or font...

all you could do was go,
“ew.”

that is how i felt with a vixen i saw on “the neighborhood talk” recently.
she went to usher/chris brown’s “best dry hump” dual concert,
but she was acting like she was either sanctified or had a wolf in the audience.

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that back was real straight and the “lean back” was giving,
“yo break stink but i don’t know how to tell you“.
none of that was the case.
she decided to unclasp her fingers and let her inner hood rat do the fonting…

do you know your worth?
you could have 1 dollar in your account but demand to be treated a certain way.
for many of us,
we forget our worth and allow ourselves to be treated any kind of way.
we think we need to “be a certain way” in order to get what we want.

People who know they worth don’t keep the peace.
They know to shake shit up until everyone gets it right.

when i saw usher calling for the doorman to hold the door for him,
i thought to myself that this was just usher being extra.

“he already had the door open so why did he need to call the doorman over.”
keyword: the doorman.
in a group chat i’m in,
i posted the video and karaoke had this to font…

bey gets it right.
when she has a project coming out,
she stays quiet while promoting her brand.
at this point,
she doesn’t even give anyone interviews anymore.
she lets us feast on her drops and we do all the talking/fonting.
before and during her big moments,
she has mastered the art of silence.
during her downtime,
she is like a sleeping dragon who stays off the radar until she is awake.

Bey carries herself like royalty.

usher,
who just had a huge career resurgence and has everyone in lust…

decides to go do this…

“Now why am I in it?” Usher in his Nene Leakes voice.

folks are trying to get usher caught up (see what i did there?) in diddy’s mess.
ever since diddy got exposed by cassie,
the forests have been barking loud about his alleged bts behavior.
apparently and allegedly,
diddy put usher in the hospital at one point?…

we don’t font or talk about mental illness in this country enough.
orlando brown is clearly mentally ill but…

What if he is telling the truth?

devil’s advocate,
of course.
he claims that he has taken down many of the black male celebrity wolves we know…

as a millennial,
i pulled up to see my gen x legend give us a performance.
usher has been a part of many of our lives since we were young.
he has done some dumb shit over the years that has gotten him caught up.
see what i did there?
he’s like bey with songs that bring back hella memories.

Sidebar: I’m listening to Confessions and I am taken back to a time when I was getting over someone.
I couldn’t listen to this album for a long time but it still sounds so fresh as it did in 2004.

i remember when “yeah” dropped and all the white wolves lost their shit.
that song in the club use to activate peak “copy the video” too.
so when i see…