if you a real “got a good photographic memory” type of muthaufucka,
you can track attentionistos by the size and length of their eggplants.
ones you THOUGHT were straight.
well,
i thought he was straight but i feel ya’ll got a “DUH” waiting for me.
for The Foxhole,
we get a ding in our senses.
so when i had a big azz ding about the following eggplant…

and the exceptionally round tail it was going in and out of

that made me put 2×2 together...

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a wolf who knows how to cook will always be sexy.
if i planned on eating whatever he cooked,
i wouldn’t be able to eat until after i got some.
do i really need to go into detail about what i mean…
romeo johnson aka @giraffe908 got our attention with marvin bienaime.
he posed nude for one of his photoshoots that he did.
romeo does a segment on his instagram called “onlypans“.
it’s where he cooks food for us but naked.

can we have him for dinner instead?
for his latest segment,
he cooked penne carbonara and his world-famous empanadas.
he even showed us the size of the eggplant too…

Continue reading “romeo, romeo, where art tho dat eggplant, romeo? (on his onlypans, duh)” →

it’s not hard to understand why some folks put up with certain wolves.
they are usually everything wrong with a human.
it isn’t their booming and intriguing personalities that keep most around.
oftentimes,
it has to do with:

…and how it takes you to another dimension each and every time.
the “hot felon” jackal,
jeremy meeks,
is the perfect example.
he’s in a new hood movie called “true to the game 2: gena’s story“:

which i’m confused why they didn’t release it on “netflix” or “amazon prime“,
but whatevz.
 jeremy made his acting and pipe leakage debut and…

Continue reading “jeremy meeks wasn’t meek about debuting his meat in this hood flick” →

tremaine.
aldon.
neverson.
is still everything to me.
tremaine must have known i needed a “pick me up” after today.
he posted this for the gram…
Continue reading “Tremaine Neverson’s Stocking is Stuffed With Meat” →

jim jones is a walking thirst trap.
from the sagging to show off the bakery and now the following.
“this” also explains why chrissy is crazy af.
i get it now via his instagram…
Continue reading “Jim Jones, His Eggplant, and A Pool” →

you ever went shopping for an eggplant at your supermarket?
random question,
i know.
well not only did you get the fruit,
but you also saw one in “meat form” coming towards you…
Continue reading “When The Eggplant Cums (Towards You)” →