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To Shit Or Not To Shit, That Is Never A Question

   Published Date: July 5, 2011  24 Comments on To Shit Or Not To Shit, That Is Never A Question

VIEW THIS VIDEO BEFORE READING BELOW

I should just put a disclaimer on this entry
because this will be a hazardous conversation..

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Freaky has no limits.
What may be freaky to you,
may be child’s play to someone else.
I have said what is freaky to me to other people have looked at me like I was still in high school.
Times have changed but, should I change to keep up with the freaky times??

Star Fox and I were doing some catching up on Friday.
I’m busy; he is busy.
We barely speak nowadays, but when we do, we have a ton of war stories to share.
It is always refreshing to get away from the world and speak to my best friend.

Star Fox has found a new Wolf and he is beyond ecstatic.
They are taking it slow, but it looks promising.
His old beau, Mr. Big Wolf, has literally lost his mind.

Mr. Big Wolf is in a new relationship…
… with one of the Hybrid (Wolf+Fox) he cheated on him with went he went away that weekend .

REFRESHER.

Mr. Big Wolf is now Mr. Big Hybrid, as his role has changed drastically to a vers.
Even though he is in a new relationship, he is still chasing Star Fox.
Why is it when they fuck up, you drop em, they realize your worth, and want you back?
SMH.

His new relationship with this new Hybrid does not seem real to me.
Seems like a “I FUCKED UP” rebound.
It just seems like a prolonged fuck fest.

PURE RAW OD FREAKY FUCKING.

Star Fox was telling me a conversation him and Mr. Big Wolf were having.
I literally had to put my dinner down.

“So he calls me and he says that he is still in love with me. He says that a lot. I’m like whatever, so he proceeds to tell me about his new Hybrid and what they do in the bedroom. He says to me that Hybrid likes shit. I mean, nigga likes the smell of shit and doesn’t care if Mr. Big Wolf is clean or not when he pokes him. ..”

“Can’t believe he is now getting fucked tho…” I reply.

“RIGHT! So he tells me how he was sucking dude’s dick on the toilet while he was taking a shit…”


“WHAT?!?!?!?!!?” I replied out loud, in disbelief.

“Yeah, he also tells me the most disturbing thing. Be ready for this… his Hybrid asked him to take a shit on his chest… AND HE DID IT!!! If he did not think I wasn’t attracted to him for cheating on me, he pretty much sealed the deal on us even getting together ever again. He keeps on calling me talking about he wants to dump dude to be with me. I’m cool on all that shit…”

“LOL I would be to.”

I had so many questions….

Did he really pop a squat over him and squeeze out a fat one on his chest?
Did they do it on the bed? Did they put some sort of padding down?
What if he had diarrhea?
What if his shit had corn in it? Did he tell him as he looked at it on his chest?
When they cuddled, did he smell his own shit on his chest?
Did Mr. Big Wolf say afterward, “You know that is my shit, right?”

I must be a different kind of freak.
I must be an old school freak.
I’m down with sucking on my toes or even a 3 or even a 4,
but…
What is the fantasy of being “The Prince and his Pee”?
Or, “The Fox and his Corn”?

I can’t…

Everyone these days wants to be a freak,
but are some people trying to hard for shock value?
Does it make you more of a sex god the amount of sex cards you have in your bag?
And is the bigger the freak you are,
the more you cans snag the Wolf of your dreams?
Is being shitted on, in, and around the new standard of freakdom?
I had to wonder in this day and age of sex…

What is TOO freaky?

24 thoughts on “To Shit Or Not To Shit, That Is Never A Question”

  1. UrSoVain :That’s the scary part about being a bottom. You have to clean THOROUGHLY. I never understand the people who can just have pop-up sex out of no where. With me, we have to schedule sex in advance if you’re going to stick it to me and even then Im still nervous. Hence forth, id much rather put my mouth in it.

    A-damn-men!!

  3. Shorty J? Really, Jay? Lololol

    I don’t drink, but you’re welcome to try persuasion; hasn’t worked yet tho…but who am I to stop someone from eating me out? 😉

  4. Video was hot…minus the pissing part. But this post yeah…that’s all!

  5. good thing I did not eat lunch today. UGH! Jamari you’re foul lol…

    But question tho? Aren’t most WOLVES turning HYBRID nowadays? It’s sexy to me as long as dude is not being a bitch about it AND NO SHITTING!!!!…I like some tail too…every now and again…

    Whatcha say Wolfie?

    1. Ummm, try Jay – he seems more amenable to the idea than me. The only thing I want inside me is a tongue! Lol

      But I’ll watch you top someone else while I jerk-off… 😉

      2. Lmao why did you have to recommend? Like I said before it has to be the right dude at the right time.

        Like Vain said you need to prepare. A lot of hybrids I know just clean as far as their index finger will go with a towel. The ONE time I bottomed I went above and beyond. Plus I didn’t eat 12 hours before.

        Since you love having a tongue inside you so much I know all it will take is some heavy persuasion and the some strong liquor then you’ll turn into Shorty J. LMAO!

  6. Again, UGH!

    I’ll admit I pissed on a dude once, but it did nothing for me – and I never messed with dude again…

    I could likely handle my partner being into golden showers if I was in love, but that’s it. My bags are packed & I’m out the door if you even THINK about shat play. Correction: YOUR bags are packed & the locks will be changed…

  7. UrSoVain :
    That’s the scary part about being a bottom. You have to clean THOROUGHLY. I never understand the people who can just have pop-up sex out of no where. With me, we have to schedule sex in advance if you’re going to stick it to me and even then Im still nervous. Hence forth, id much rather put my mouth in it.

    i meant ON it.lol

  8. oh no. I’m not into shit at all. As much as the thought of eating ass turns me on, it doesn’t happen simply becuzz of what cums out of the ass. Yes I know wash it before, they have booty douches blah blah blah. You halfta really turn me on for me to put my tongues in yo ass…Plain and simple. My first sexual experience with a guy was in college. Just happened one day. We were at el torito drinking and eating enchiladas, next thing I know we was in my dorm room kissing. I was so happy when he took off his clothes and laid on his stomach cuzz the whole time we was kissin-I was thinking to myself you aint doin me I’m gone do you.ha Homeboy shitted on himself and me right in the middle of it. Traumatized me. And him. We aint do nuthin again after that.lol including talk.smh we were never close, but we were on the same team together. I’d see him at practice,,,at school,,,at gatherings,,,nothin. Just the head nod and that’s it. Things prolly would have been awkward anyway, but I think it was the whole I shitted on you thing.lol true story…Im anti shit. Ruined what could have been a great thing between he and I 🙁

    1. this is one of the reasons why i like to clean myself out really good
      because if dude decides to plunge in me deep,
      i’m not trying to erupt like a geyser.

      a shit geyser.
      shit everywhere..
      lol

    2. That’s the scary part about being a bottom. You have to clean THOROUGHLY. I never understand the people who can just have pop-up sex out of no where. With me, we have to schedule sex in advance if you’re going to stick it to me and even then Im still nervous. Hence forth, id much rather put my mouth in it.

  10. Ewwww. I wonder did he like smear it all over his chest like it was chocolate frosting? LMMMAOO

    Nothing surprises me anymore. I know a guy that let this old white dude clean his ass with an enema for $200. Hell, I’ve had guys tell me to come over w/o showering because they like it when you’re ripe down there.

    That shits a little too weird for me though. I do have this freaky fantasy involving Power Ranger costumes and a tall muscular dude though. Lol

    1. ewwww yuck jay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      my idea of freaky is Devin Thomas handcuffed to my bed,
      using whip cream to tease him,
      and then him giving me rough aggressive sex until we both bust all over ourselves.

      none of that includes shit.

  11. i swear yall foxes up north will do anything to keep yall wolves. im coo with the average things ya know nipple play, biting, hell im coo with getting toes sucked but shit hell no. do they know the risk of infection with shit?? S/N babydrinka done came up in the world but he still doin to much

  12. *sour face* I agree with shock factor being one of the reasons for this bull shit. Everybody wants to record themselves doing freaky shit so they can put it online. I can’t even with the toes. Give me the basics and some extra licks and bites on my neck and chest in between. I dont wanna smell no shit and I def wouldnt let a dude try to pull an R. Kelly. Side bar, what ever happened to your sexy African Postal Dude? 🙂

    1. i dont even want to smell it,
      let alone have it on me?!?!
      yuck

      and I haven’t seen him since.
      i need some of that Mandingo in my presence, like, soon.

  13. I didn’t even finish reading. Nope. Negative. Do not pass go and collect $100.

    However, tell Star Fox that Mr. Big Wolf doesn’t really love him but it making sure that he’s still interested so that should Mr. Big Wolf want to come back, he’ll have that opening.

  14. *runs out tryna not to vomit*

    OMFuggingG iHatechu right now Jamari! That’s nasty

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