the self help guru who throws a mean penis

On social media,
it seems all the attentionistos have a grift.

personal training,
massage therapy,

but my favs are the ones who do relationships advice.

some are genuine; others are clearly selling well packaged bullshit for sex.
one of my Foxholers sees right through the following self help guru attentionisto.
his grift seems to be:

“I’m going to give relationship advice/be a life coach…
if it helps bang as much holes as possible.”

i saw a video of him throwing a mean penis and instantly hit up my Foxholer…

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