so wednesday night,
chris brown was in for a surprise.
some vixen was waiting for him naked in bed.
in my head,
and i’m sure yours and probably karrueche,
this is probably just another day in his life.
well this is what really happened via tmz…

Chris Brown came home Wednesday night to find a naked woman in his bed … problem is he had no idea who she was … so he called the cops and they carted her away.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … CB returned to his home in Agoura Hills, CA with his security team around 9:00 PM when he found a woman’s clothes in the foyer and “I LOVE YOU” spray painted on the kitchen counter.

We’re told when Chris and his team went to investigate, they found the unknown/unclothed woman in his bed. Chris called the cops, who came and cuffed the woman and took her to the station, where she was booked for felony burglary and felony vandalism.

Cops believe the woman — a 21-year-old female — had lingered there for a while — police found dishes in the sink and discarded food. Chris had been in Las Vegas for the past few days.

Our sources say the woman also vandalized Chris’ silver Rolls-Royce and his black Range Rover by spray painting “MRS. BROWN” on them.

oh god.
not the cars.
anything but the cars!
how did she even get in?
where is his adt home alarm system?
hell how did she find out his address?
is she a member for team breezy?
i have questions.
here are some more details on the “mystery crazy”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4A1SYN5wDM

The woman who was arrested for breaking into and vandalizing the home of Chris Brown may have recently flown off the hinges … living a delusion in which she believes she is Brown’s wife.

Amira Kodcia Ayeb posted a message online 4 days ago, in which she says she’s in Malibu “searching for her home.” The 21-year-old from Tunisia also says her last name is Brown. It’s apparent she thinks Chris is her husband, which is why she spray painted “Mrs. Brown” on his cars and in his house.

A friend of Ayeb’s tells us Ayeb — who is an aspiring singer — attends the University of Houston, and she hopped on a bus last week and said she was going to see Chris.

She is currently being held on $50,000 bail.

chris put up this picture on his instagram with a quick statement:

I get home and find this crazy individual in my house. She had broken the hinges off the doors. She Found time to cook her several meAls. She Wrote “I love you” on the walls. She threw out my daughters clothing as well as my dogs stuff. Then had all these crazy voodoo things around my crib. goes to show you how crazy people are crazy! And she painted her name on my cars!!!! I love my fans but this is some on some real real crazy shit! I pray she will get help .

“voodoo shit around his crib”?
he needs to get a pastor and some sage in that house asap!
bind the demons she left up in there.
i’m actually really surprised he has food in his fridge.
in my head,
he eats out a lot.
well ol girl broke in his crib and made herself comfortable,
didn’t she?
a little confused at how she was his “wife”,
but still violated his property tho.
then again…
nothing means anything when someone is bat shit crazy.
well i hope she is able to get the help she needs.
even tho this story has a ton of jokes,
it is actually really scary.
i just wrote about ( x rihanna’s crazy ) the other day.
i am glad he is safe and it was only material things being harmed.articles found: tmz | 2