Hot damn hoe,
here we go again?

jussie smollett could be pushing 80,
but is still clinging to “noose during sub zero temps-gate” like it’s his last claim to fame.
just when we thought we could finally leave 2019 in the past,
he wants to reels us back in.

It’s like this dead scandal will forever haunt us.

so jussie’s got a new movie with aunt viv called the last holiday,
but instead of hyping that up and leaving “that incident” buried,
he drops a whole people magazine interview rehashing it…

Am I the only one who’s starting to feel bored with Cardi B and all her drama?

i used to love her energy because her charisma was magnetic,
but lately,
it feels like we’re stuck in the same loop…

This is another side to taking down the gay for pay but straight wolf.

if he has had no prior attraction or experience with other males,
regardless of the “role” you’re paying for,
you’re probably not going to get the fantasy you had in mind.

if he is plays the role of “the wolf”,
you’ll get the basic stroke resume.
if he is of “the fox”,
he’ll whine and may even paint you.
if there is no chemistry between you both,
or he is 110% straight and this is a transaction,
both roles will be uncomfortable and awkward.

Now if he is ruthless and ya’ll have great chemistry,
you are going to get turnt out or he’ll want to learn how to turn you out.

those types are the special unicorns in the forests.
porn hybrid,
jacobi,
might have paid a pretty penny for our resident “gay of pander” attentionosto,
grandy glaze.
many Foxholers far,
wide,
and in-between had me on high alert.
i watched the scene and Foxhole…

sigh…

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Have you ever met someone who says things so ridiculous you start questioning their intelligence?

for today’s example,
let me introduce you to angela stanton king.
apparently,
in her limited and fear-mongering forest:

Being gay is a “democrat thing”

yes,
you read that right.
according to her,
90% of male democrats are waving rainbow flags and love carly rae jepsen.
her proof?
an alleged flub that roland martin got caught with some other guy’s pants down on his screen.

Breaking 🚨 Democrat @rolandsmartin forgot to edit this clip. We were all forced to watch his love and admiration for Black male Buttocks as they casually scrolled across his screen.

I told yall in a post I wrote a few weeks back that 90% of the men I know that still represent… pic.twitter.com/Hl5nEg8bCs

— Angela Stanton King (@theAuntieAngie) September 2, 2024

shocking,
i know,
but let’s pause for a second.
angela…

There is one issue I find with having a big tail.

let’s start with the positives first.

All the wolves in a 4 block radius want you
It’s easy to pull the DL males out the closet.

some males will do anything to get inside big cheeks,
clean or not.
the problem i’ve found is:

They only care about their pleasure from your big tail than your own.

I often wonder if they can tell you’re bored?
i find this with most attentionistos-turned-sex workers on OF.
a F-BI sent me the following and i said to myself…

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I had to wonder:
Why do we always find ourselves stuck playing “The Free Therapist” to those trapped in a toxic relationship?

there’s nothing more exhausting than the friend who’s stuck on the ride of an ain’t shit jackal.
her other vixen friends have learned to tune her out,
so she comes to her best gay with her tales of woe,
knowing we’ll lend an ear and be ready to ride out.
she’ll present you with a dossier of evidence of his bad behavior.
swearing up and down that she’s done,
but once the loneliness kicks in and there’s no other wolf waiting in the wings…

Guess who’s soft debuting on socials with her ‘ain’t shit’ jackal?

rinse and repeat until the next break up for another free therapy session.

take keke palmer,
for example.
she ( x stirred up all that drama ) about her baby daddy,
darius daulton,
last year.
we thought she was done but yesterday…