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to the spanish dude in the supermarket this morning

hi.
i was looking at my phone when i walked in the store,
but when our eyes locked,
i think you saw me mouth the word:
“Damn.”
when i did a full bawdy scan:
Handsome AF
Nice biceps
The black wife beater showed all the meats that was on the menu
like my vixen in “sinners“:
“I wanted you to come steal this pussy.”

it’s just jokes for the “pussy vs bussy” fun killers in the back.
anyhoo,
i was made sure to adjust my body language so you could come steal this.
you gave the impression you were interested but i alas…
bernie sanders annoyed me with this nonsense

i like bernie sanders and all but he is starting to get on my nerves.
he is starting to come off bitter to me.
he said this and it made me so annoyed this morning via “independent“…
the all female space crew are not catching why people are dragging ’em

Oh Gayle.
Oh,
my sweet summer child.
gayle,
i understand you don’t understand the criticism happening lately.
the one about you and the rest of ^those folks heading to space:
i fully get why you are confused but if i may,
i can shine light on why many in the forests are reacting…
another straight preacher ya’ll might have clocked for not minding his business?

they say you can tell in the eyes.
some say they can tell when you are starkly religious and they find your alleged grindr.
i keep fonting to The Foxhole (or to anyone with eyes and ears):
The best sex can come from another male who is problematically religious or has been struggling in silence with his sexuality.

they will take all that aggression with their private parts on you in secret.
dating is a HAYLE NAH but sign me up for a few 11pm to 3am entertainment sessions.
hell,
as kids,
we started experimenting with other church kids because we were told it was a sin.
the straight cubs i knew in church started having sex early with vixens.
you already know all the “got caught” or “got pregnant” stories.
i watched the following clip the other day.
it featured shane winnings,
the CEO of promise winnings in gainesville, GA.
he was talking about how gen z males have become more religious.
@nbcnews Two new surveys show Gen Z men are more likely to claim religious affiliation and even attend church than their female counterparts. NBC News’ @morgankradford discusses this shift with the CEO of an Evangelical church for men.
♬ original sound – nbcnews – nbcnews
but it was the alleged comments that had me on a mid-day scroll…
Continue reading “another straight preacher ya’ll might have clocked for not minding his business?” →mo’nique: the never-ending and persecuted victim (le sigh)

…and she will NEVER let anyone forget it,
even when the moment is not about her.
it’s hard to root for mo’nique because it’s face it,
she is annoying.
she is “right message; wrong messenger” was a person.
…and can we font about her attaching herself to Hattie McDaniel?
tyler perry spoke at angie stone’s funeral and here go mo’nique,
with a fresh foot on his neck and making that moment about her…
jonathan majors and meagan good take a major step in this thing they’re in

Look at this body language.
She is holding onto him for dear life.
has anyone noticed that every single time jonathan majors gets exposed,
meagan good and him up the shenanigans in a major way?
get it?

anyway,
but seriously,
these two decided to go a step further in their little situation…




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