No I Don’t Want You Here So You Better Get Out And Don’t Look Back.

originalmy worst fear realized.
so i’m in the crib this morning,
washing dishes,
listening to the word from dallas.
i look and see this thing curled up in the drain.
at first i thought it may have been a tea bag or something.
nope.
it was a dead mouse.
yup.
dropped all the shit and ran out the kitchen.
i stayed in my bedroom for practically the entire afternoon.
i wanted to come write something about introverts,
but i couldn’t even get my mind right to focus.
funny enough,
i kept having these visions a mouse was in my crib.
there was no mouse droppings anywhere.
no sign of anything.
i just had a feeling something may be in my apartment.
well i was right.
and i fucking flipped.
i went and asked my neighbor’s mama if she could come get it.
#noshame
#wasinbitchmode
#menahcurr
she was nice enough to get it.
i haven’t seen a mouse in here in years.
one came in through a crack in my closet a couple years ago.
got that fixed.
now we dying in my drain?
how the fuck it got in my sink?
i don’t leave food anywhere.
i put all my scraps in a bag for the freezer.
i leave nothing out.
empty trash regularly.
how in every bit of mickey mouse fuck….?
i can’t and will not.
dead ass i was about to move.
i wasn’t even playing.

TLC IS BACK… WITH LEFT EYE’S REPLACEMENT!

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tlc,
minus the old l,
is dead wrong for this one.

first they took left eye off the remix for waterfalls.
i looked past it.
now they replaced left eye with…

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@NickiMinaj Tweets @BarackObama About Trayvon Martin, But @Oprah Don’t Care?

tumblr_mnyiybN4Ed1qfyatto1_400well alright nicki nicki.
this is what i like to see.
i also have questions about his thoughts as well,
but she went straight to the source…

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Jesus Take The Wheel!!!!!

Businessman laying down on white backgroundwhen i tell you i threw up in my mouth!!!!!!!!!!???????
ill be honest and not act like this was my first reaction.
only wshh could conjure up such emotions.
if you have a sensitive stomach,
like i just learned,
please wait for the next entry.
the title of this video:
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I’m Just Not Fuckin’ Anyone Right Now. Is That Bad?

How-to-Paint-a-Growth-Chart-for-Children-o-the-Wall4growth.
you know when you have grown because you look at things differently.
before you may have cursed someone out for violating your entire situation.
now you take a deep breath,
ignore,
and move on.
let them look stuck on stupid because you pay them dust.
what happens when you realize you outgrow people in your life?
even though you still have a connection to them?
well i have been talking to a friend i x mentioned on here recently,
but now i’m realizing i’m starting to be over it.
we had a conversation recently that went like this…

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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (19)

he stabbed someone in one of their holes,
she stabs him…

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