apparently i’m too optimistic.
who woulda thunk?
i woke up to about 13 iMessages today on my phone,
from left,
who thinks that i’m not seeing the real side of life.
the one where white people are “crackas”,
everyone is out to get you,
it’s all about money and power,
and you are doomed if you aren’t rich.
that’s his biggest problem with me.
in his words:
“that’s jamari’s world and everyone just lives in it.”
all because i refuse to call white people “crackas”,
not manipulate and fuck people over for power,
and just keep the faith as i work towards my goals.
well what a fuckin’ disgusting man of a bitch i am.
i need to be shot on site then.

lowkey: someone may need to get read the riot act.
soon.
i been holding a lot of word vomit in for a while now.
 it’s time to throw it up.

so lady gaga hosted snl this weekend.
she invited special guest r kelly to take the stage with her.
okay, thats fine.
someone explain their performance of “do what u want” for me:

x click here to watch it

…because im absolutely confused.
is this what it has come to gaga?
should i also ask r kelly the same question as well?

why did she think this was a brilliant idea?
are her little piggies trying to escape?
like, w -in every- f?
an f-bi sent this to me and i damn near hollered.
i’m so glad i don’t have to deal with that problem.
aren’tyou glad you don’t have to deal with toes hanging over heels?
sheesh.

lowkey: perfect segue to my fox swagg board.
my pinterest board has helped me rework some of my own threads.
im glad i started it because i found some stuff in my sad closet i made work.
thank you for all the repins, likes, follows, and of course support!

go see some fox swagg: here

i knew when i saw yeezus with kim’ purse headed into the jimmy kimmel show last night…
fuckery was going to be brought.
one of the f-bi alaerted me on twitter that i needed to watch it asap.
i did and…
Continue reading “Yeezus Went Masculine Queen-zus on Jimmy Kimmel Last Night” →

ive been on my ass all day.
i’m tired,
feelin lazy,
and making sure my resume is on point.
well one of my favorite vix-bi sent me a video and told me “WATCH NOW”.
i had to post this #newnigger shit…
Continue reading “Is This Black Folks Or Is This “Niggers”?” →

my worst fear realized.
so i’m in the crib this morning,
washing dishes,
listening to the word from dallas.
i look and see this thing curled up in the drain.
at first i thought it may have been a tea bag or something.
nope.
it was a dead mouse.
yup.
dropped all the shit and ran out the kitchen.
i stayed in my bedroom for practically the entire afternoon.
i wanted to come write something about introverts,
but i couldn’t even get my mind right to focus.
funny enough,
i kept having these visions a mouse was in my crib.
there was no mouse droppings anywhere.
no sign of anything.
i just had a feeling something may be in my apartment.
well i was right.
and i fucking flipped.
i went and asked my neighbor’s mama if she could come get it.
#noshame
#wasinbitchmode
#menahcurr
she was nice enough to get it.
i haven’t seen a mouse in here in years.
one came in through a crack in my closet a couple years ago.
got that fixed.
now we dying in my drain?
how the fuck it got in my sink?
i don’t leave food anywhere.
i put all my scraps in a bag for the freezer.
i leave nothing out.
empty trash regularly.
how in every bit of mickey mouse fuck….?
i can’t and will not.
dead ass i was about to move.
i wasn’t even playing.