can they let michael jackson rip?
damn.
i been ignoring this story,
but when wade robson took his accusations on the today show,
i had to go there…

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so the best man has got to be one of my favorite black movies.
this right here:

lance sullivan.
baller wolf.
that sexual chocolate bar was so perfect to me.
when he was crying at the altar,
you could as well of handed him my drawz.
so when i heard they were making a sequel,
i seriously laughed.
i mean they ain’t stupid than to ruin a classic, right?
wrong!
they were serious af.
it’s called “the best man holiday” and they released the teaser…

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they say mcdonald’s food is full of shit.

this person took it too literal…

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i remember amanda bynes looking like this:

…so who is this?

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this is the weirdest thing i ever watched.
well no,
i can name a few others.
i hope it doesn’t make any too uncomfortable,
but it has a VERY strong message within it.
this maybe happening somewhere in someone’s neighborhood.
probably yours.
it could be the people that live a few houses down.
ya know,
i been tellin you something ain’t right with them again.
this short movie is called:

the strange thing about the johnsons

as usual,
an f-bi sent it and well…

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ding ding ding.
oh looksie looksie,
it’s a new text.
i wonder from who?
momma asking you to pick up collard greens for dinner?
sibling asking did you dvr over their witches of waverly?
nope.
it’s some number you don’t know.
judging from the “wassup”,
they know you.
who they tho?
so you pretend to remember who it is.
(i hit random numbers with a smooth “who the hell is this?”)
after a few conversations,
it’s “him”.
that “guy”.
that guy you met damn near 6 months ago.
you took his number out your phone because he vanished.
he never followed through to say “you weren’t what i was looking for”.
now he is back?
say what?
don’t you hate that shit?…

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