Tag: wtf
some of ya’ll HATE beyonce’s kids with a passion

i have been enjoying rumi on stage with her mama and sister.
the joy she has being up there is beautiful to see.
you know what’s not beautiful to see?
Grown adults talking and fonting about Bey’s kids.
i thought kids were off limits?
i was hearing about how blac chyna mama,
tokyo toni,
went off about blue ivy.
people were saying it was bad but Lord have mercy…
latrance battle was in a trance because the penis made her turn into ICE

i knew this would happen.
when ICE started hunting in plain clothes and/or masks,
it would give the jackals and hyenas the idea to do it.
imagine this happening to you:
…and you can’t confirm who these jackals are because anyone could buy this get up.
bad enough,
sometimes they go hunting with face masks on.
i read a story of our first jackal,
who happens to be a she-jackal,
pretended to be an agent of ICE because penis made her lose her mind…
kanye’s next smash is called “kissing cousins”

last season,
we saw two brothers engage in incest-like relations on the white lotus.
game of thrones crawled so these other shows could walk tbh.
in past entries,
i have had a few Foxholers share about experimenting with incest as kids.
that topic was always very taboo and/or “it was who explored my curiosity with first“.
it seems like kanye might be blowing the lid off his own secrets.
pun actually intended.
in an alleged “journaling tweet” of his,
he admits to having a close relationship with his cousin.
by close,
i meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…
i’m tired of dealing with these spineless males trying to look alpha

you know what really fuckin’ annoys me?
well,
i’ll font you:
Males who hurt you but then want to punish you when you react.
my favorite is the stonewalling and ghosting.
“run little bitch boy,
run!”

they did something fucked up to you but…
Continue reading “i’m tired of dealing with these spineless males trying to look alpha” →did joffrey pull his mask off today?

The ruler of asocial media throne going full Joffrey Baratheon on us.
for those of us who remember the chaos of game of thrones,
king joffrey wasn’t just hated:
He was a masterclass in self-destruction.
from the moment he slipped on the crown,
his ego lit the match,
but the bridges he burned?
they were mostly within his own family.
fast forward to today,
and our very own x-twitter overlord is serving serious joffrey-esque energy.
did he do an alleged nazi salute at the inauguration?
well…
i want everyone in every country to know this man stank

This is my favorite deodorant.
it doesn’t leave white spots on the armpits of your shirts.
the things we do to go viral should be studied.
compassion out; stone cold pyschopath in.
you never know when you’re going to be recorded to be embarrassed.
not just embarrassed for your school or block…
…but for the entire forests to laugh at you.
i understand someone might not be wearing deodorant and stinkin’ up the joint,
but did the following need to be recorded so the entire planet knew?…




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