Tag: wtf
i ordered the cake without the brown frosting on the side, thanks

so i was on reddit,
not minding my business,
and came across this thread:

personally,
i like my wolves not as big as this.
i like whatever is before the “steroid/body builder” look.
anyhoo,
i’m reading the comments and saw this about not wiping your ass.
allegedly,
this is what was allegedly dropped about heat718…
aaron parnas is learning free speech comes with a price

Fonting of Aaron Parnas…
i keep saying and fonting we all died the last day of 2019.
it would explain this hell-scape we have found ourselves in against our will.
so i started following aaron because he reports on the current mess of our reality.
his role in my news cycle is:
Keeping me aware of breaking news happening within this administration.
they used his iconic opening statement,
“we have some really breaking news right now”,
for this meme:
@monaygoodman When you’re used of trials and tribulations. 💪🏽 We have always found joy in hard times. 🥹❤️ It is revolutionary. I know society hates to see us not coming 😂 At the end of the day, the day gonna end 🤞🏽 And that’s on Mary Had a Little Lamb 🐑😭😂 . . . #fyp #dance #rodeo #memes #reels #mood #explore #comedy #relatable #blackjoy #dancereels #trending #blacktiktok #blackpeople #trailride #trailriding #linedance #linedancing #memesdaily #memepage #explorepage #comedyvideos #funnymemes #funnyvideos #entertainment #blacklivesmatter #trendingreels #blackgirlmagic #blackpeoplebelike #bootsontheground
♬ original sound – 🌹 Mo’Nay 🌹
Sidebar: I love that video.
so it seems they are mad at aaron,
allegedly wanting him arrested,
and threatening his life…
we might be on a vegan porn diet pretty soon

There might be no more meat on our plates off the nets if “they” have their way.
i’ve been saying to myself that OF has been a little dry.
okay,
a whole lot of parched.
remember when scenes use to make you “insta-horny“?
it’s just a lot of yawn nowadays.
Sidebar: the other night I got into this one scene from Cade Maddox.
It had me open,
but I digress.

earlier today,
a F-BI sent me the following:

if what goes through,
you ask?…
d!ck, dollars, and disappointment

Do men brag because they’re proud…
or because they’re hiding their true nature?
we can always count on a male to tell us how big his dick is.
the details won’t be spared on how well he plans to use it on us.
he’ll brag about how thick his wallet is and how flashy his lifestyle looks on paper.
at first glance,
it all sounds like confidence.
we’re blinded by the flex of the biceps or the wallet.
i’ve learned that true confidence is quiet tho.
all the other shit is performance enhancing drugs.
the moment we demand something real from him:
Support
Presence
A fuckin’ backbone
the mask starts to slip and what’s underneath?
it’s not not strength or not maturity…
some of ya’ll HATE beyonce’s kids with a passion

i have been enjoying rumi on stage with her mama and sister.
the joy she has being up there is beautiful to see.
you know what’s not beautiful to see?
Grown adults talking and fonting about Bey’s kids.
i thought kids were off limits?
i was hearing about how blac chyna mama,
tokyo toni,
went off about blue ivy.
people were saying it was bad but Lord have mercy…
latrance battle was in a trance because the penis made her turn into ICE

i knew this would happen.
when ICE started hunting in plain clothes and/or masks,
it would give the jackals and hyenas the idea to do it.
imagine this happening to you:
…and you can’t confirm who these jackals are because anyone could buy this get up.
bad enough,
sometimes they go hunting with face masks on.
i read a story of our first jackal,
who happens to be a she-jackal,
pretended to be an agent of ICE because penis made her lose her mind…




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