anyone remember ronnie?
he was the big tatted sexy wolf from london.
he was attentionisto-lite in my line of sight.
wasn’t doing too much thirst trapping.
well now he has apparently gone mad,
which has left me highly confused.
when i was on snap heavy,
because that’s where i followed him,
he would be do personal training and drive trucks.
now…
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inconsiderate jackals really burn my biscuits.
like,
did the parents teach them any manners?
so the penguin clearly lives in new yawk.
after his life of crime,
he is “one of us” now.
bitter,
i’m sure.
so i’m standing on the train by the door,
minding my business,
when…

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so imagine taking your canoe out on a nice summery type day.
you might not have a canoe,
but go along with the scenario.
all of a sudden,
you in the middle of this lake and can’t go any further.
you stuck,
but on what?
well foxhole…
can we add this to the scenarios that’ll make you poop your pants?…
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of course,
bert would be holding a carrot.
so i don’t know if i like the following story.
as someone who grew up watching “sesame street”,
who thought it was a real place as a cub,
i can honestly font that i’m a little perturbed.
so two icons sexualities from that show have been the discussion for years.
ernie and bert.
well a writer claims that they are both indeed gay.
this is what he had to say via npr…

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how are you gonna be a sexy cat fish,
but like,
in reverse tho?

like…
i don’t even get it.
is his pipe trash?
is he even getting pussy?
does he love himself?
i have a ton of questions.
so shawn wells is an alleged pipe smuggler out here,
but i guess he’s turned to alleged sex tapes now.
so he debuted an alleged sex tape on his “onlyfans” like so…
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the ocean fascinates me.
other than animals,
i can watch ocean docs all day.
we truly don’t know what really lurks beneath the surface.
you not gonna tell me some gigantic octopus isn’t waiting to make it’s debut…
well i’ve been very interested in checking out the new,
“the meg”,
which hit theaters today.
it’s about a gigantic shark called “megalodon”.
one that really existed ( x 2.6 million years ago ).
i didn’t know a shark that big could really exist.
it wasn’t until i saw this scroll down my twitter feed yesterday.
it was from “today” in australia and well…
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