ya know,
not only do the attentionistos need to stop talking so much,
but some of the attentionistas need to follow suit.
brittany renner is one of those attentionistas.
the quieter the better?
i remember when she took thirst traps,
found various ways to shake her bunz,
played soccer with massive wedges,
and stayed pretty low key.
well she has decided to start talking,
but i think she is doing a little too much of it.
who asked for the following confessional?…
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i nearly died.
okay,
i’m being dramatic,
but i could have if what happened earlier went left.
so i decided to take myself to lunch and a movie today.
i don’t do that enough.
i really wanted to see the new “jurassic park”,
so i got my ticket in advance.
fast forward to me in the theater now.
i’m a damn good seat,
when…

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sooooooo…
i already knew about drake‘s alleged cub.
i know someone in passing that’s allegedly associated with him.
they told me when the potential scandal was on the stove.
you know,
it was cooking on a low heat.
i think they were waiting to see if the details would get back to them,
but i kept my mouth shut as i’d always do.
i saw folks whispering about it online after these pics were leaked…

…but i was told specific details that i didn’t see being said.
so i’m not shocked with pusha “tea”‘s revelation about it…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmwOMtkDxtk

…allegedly fonting with the foxhole,
of course.
 i am shocked about this alleged situation tho…

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i was legit waiting for a pig to fly across my skyline today.
when i woke up and saw the following,
i had to wonder if i was dreaming.
kim kardashian.
going to the white house.
discussing prison reform with tang.
i had to wonder if i was in another dimension or something.
alas it happened today and it was NOT a joke…
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*the following entry is xxx foxhole material.
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so this entry is extremely alleged.
so a foxholer sent me this alleged snap of ya’ll’s manz,
deven hubbard.
as you know,
it’s been a lituation as far as he is concerned.
i don’t know WHAT to think anymore,
but foxhole…

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it never fails when i’m early for work,
the mta makes me late.
my bosses don’t seem to realize that.
 they take the metro north so they wouldn’t.
my job was talking about come in an hour earlier.
YEA TF RIGHT!
as with anyone in new yawk,
they know how unreliable the mta is.
it will legit have you vex af in the morning.
well prepare to be even more annoyed,
new yawk foxhole.
they about to do a decade of construction,
which means an absolute shit show ahead.
this is what the “daily mail” had to say…

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