my straight friend said to me the other day:

“I hope people realize that Trump is going to be president.
I really hope they aren’t thinking otherwise.”

as much as i wanted to throw my shoe at his head,
he isn’t the first person to say this to me.
gay and straight.
IRL or on the Foxhole.
everyone is starting to pick sides the faster we approach voting season.
i mean,
let’s be real…

remember the first time you met him?
you know who i’m fonting about.
“him“.
one of the males you fantasized about.
remember when he was down for whatever?
meaning,
he allowed you to turn him out every which way until sunday.
front,
back,
side to side,
upside down and round and round (boy, ya turn me…)
there was nothing you didn’t do to him.

Remember when he was a Pre-Baller wolf just looking for a good time?

even though he was an up an coming big deal in sports,
he trusted you to keep his secrets and give him and out of body experience.

sort of like this pre-baller wolf here…

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The following gave me second hand embarrassment.

i’m starting to realize you can’t tell certain pineapples that you are into them.
it goes beyond just a fear of rejection.
it’s like a game of “i just randomly landed on his dick and here we are“.
it also is a “crush killer” too.
the person who reveals their true feelings vocally first loses the game.
the person who can get the other to reveal their interest by body language wins.
jerrod carmicheal lost when it came to revealing his crush to tyler the creator…

I think I have high expectations of lust when I see a fantasy in Attentionisto form.

we see face cards,
bawdies,
and soft porn in the form of putting on gym clothes.
we just KNOW that if that stroke resume ever leaks…

They gonna bring the heat.

…and many times,
we end up underwhelmed.
is it because we expect to see the same kind of passion in bed as in the gym?
is it because we expect it to be as good as they look?
a Foxholer sent me a stroke resume from an alleged Foxhole Fav.

so my biggest questions are…

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“A Lannister always pays it’s debts.” – the Lannister motto,
Game of Thrones

that is one of my favorite quotes from “game of thrones“.
that show was brilliant and showed the true dynamics of characteristics within people.
i took that quote as whatever debts we create in life,
we always have to pay in some way.
good or bad.

There comes a point we can’t outsmart or pay off our fates.

all eyes were tuned into diddy yesterday,
we all watched as his homes got raided and his kids were put in handcuffs.

and as much as i want to feel sorry for one of our black legends in entertainment…

pause.
i love when a “straight” male is knee deep in flirting with my gay ass,
he is revealing his true colors as he speaks,
and then he hits me with a “pause“.

pause in the black community is like insurance for your straightness.
all of your sus shit is excused as long as you say pause at the end of a sentence.

It’s like some Christians who think their slates are wiped clean at the altar every Sunday.

i don’t know which year that pause came out but in 2024,
the phrase for straight protection are changing to…