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The Scariest Thing I Have Seen In A While

this is my worst fear ever…

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NFL Baller Wolf, Mike Wallace, Gets Schooled On Gay Life From Jamari Fox

mike wallace,
who plays for the miami dolphins,
felt a little confused yesterday.

he looks a little confused,
judging from that picture.
well after jason collins announced he was gay,
mike had something to say on twitter…

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He Started Her At The Bottom And Then His Pipe Brought Her Here

well the video is out.
complete with a fake kim k and kris humphries….

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I Can’t Fuck Anymore!!!!!!

disclaimer: not me.

you haven’t been out in a while.
fuck it!
you put on your best outfit and head out to a lounge.
it’s pretty gay friendly.
you sit at the bar and scope the scene.
you see him.
he sees you.
after some smooth eye fuckin,
you invite him over to talk.
you decided after a good hour,
that you are ready for some fuckin.
we are men, right?
this is what we are suppose to do.
they say.
you go back to his spot and ya’ll both rock each others worlds.
after the clean up,
you say “bye”.
couple months later,
you are just sick for no reason.
you find out you have meningitis.
what do you do?…

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I Guess All The Hoes Are Retired Off Twitter?

instagram.
twitter.
facebook.
where you can be a hoe peacefully and discreetly.
how do you think all the video vixens and vh-1 stars find meat?
so why would this nfl baller wolf,
quentin qroves who plays for the browns,

go looking for street walkers?
someone explain to me…
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