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ANTONIO BROWN LEAVES THE ONLY WAY HE KNOWS HOW

nfl baller wolf formerly of the tampa bay bucs,
antonio brown,
is always showing us his ass.
his muscular ass,
but his ass nonthelese.

he gives no fucks consistently.
i always enjoy writing about him but Jesus Christ.
so he decided to leave yesterday’s game shirtless…
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trey songz continues to be allegedly deep up in mo shit

trey songz has had a very confusing career recently.
he went from being a sex symbol,
black lives matter activist,
promoting black love,
having a baby with someone other than a black vixen,
opened up a really wack onlyfans,
videos with him fighting randoms,
and now being taken to task with allegations of sexual assault.

does he even make music anymore?
well here is the latest in “what has trey songz done now?” that is sweeping the social forests…
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we’re number one!!!!!!!! woot woot!!!!

america is number 1.
no seriously,
we are number one because…
michael b. jordan caters with cakes for our feel good christmas viewing

so lemme tell you how much a “blonde” i can be.
i saw a quick gif or something of “a journal for jordan” last week.
i thought the lead actress was jordin sparks and she had a documentary out.
i didn’t know it was a new movie starring michael b. jordan.
the actress i thought was jordin sparks is chante adams.
i wasn’t high.
i swear that i wasn’t.
i was wondering where this gif of mbj came from:

“oh hi big and juicy pecs.
nice to meet you.”
his tail also made an appearance in the movie too.
an f-bi sent this to me and well…
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so willy suarez maceo will sell you a house and kill (literally) your shit too?

we never suspect the attractive of being vile.
many of them can slip under the radar with their fucked up ways.
you see how many people give cute folks a pass for being awful to others.
once we gas up someone’s head,
their fuckery knows no bounds.
^so that hyena,
willy suarez maceo,
sells houses in south florida.
he is also an alleged serial killer down in south florida too…
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ari fletcher doesn’t like you not liking her fetish for guns being pulled on her

ari fletcher.
i asked “who?” when i got the story.
singer?
nope.
actress?
nah.
rapping wolf sex toy?
check box here.
i like a wolf who will tell my ass to sit down when i’m doing too much.
jamari can have a mouth and do too much when i’m annoyed.
ill find a seat when he looks at me crazy and got a little bass in that voice.
i like that sexy shit just don’t put your hands on me.
i don’t like anyone pulling guns on me because i’m leaving due to their nonsense tho.
apparently,
ari does because she spoke about it in her interview with “dont call me white girl“:
eek.
that little snippet got everyone riled up including domestic abuse survivors.
this is how she chose to respond to her critics on ig live…




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