Does Serge Ibaka Have An Anaconda In His Sweats?…

…or is he happy to see me?
i want to say keri hilson won a little bit.
sure she is the running joke amongst town hall crazy beyonce stan meetings,
where they plot more ways to look crazy,
but she managed to capture this…

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(win).

…to comfort her from all the crazy stan abuse and buy her pretty things.
 keri can we pow wow for a sec.
is this picture fact or fiction?…

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WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (54)

OH NO!
this one is a doozy.
so you been dating a baller wolf on the low.
ya’ll been together for a good year.
this is him:

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everything is cool.
he has no kids.
discreet,
but comfortable.
the money is good.
never cheated.
life is peachy keen.
he is someone you take very serious because he is your first.
he was having a great season until…

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Who’s The Mogul Who Blames His Partying With Guys On The Alcohol?

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LAY DOWN SOME RUBBER: (86)

a nice late night round.
different kind of snacks to choose from…

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WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (53)

you attend one of your closest boy’s house parties one night.
it was one of his intimate “meet n greet” gatherings.
well this dude:

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…was all up in your grill piece the whole night.
he impressed you.
you exchange numbers with him and ya’ll talk pretty much every night.
as you talk,
you find out he has no job,
is in school with good grades,
has a beautiful daughter but isn’t with the baby mama,
and has a nice ass crib in one of the nicest parts of the city.
he picks you up one night in this:

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ya’ll go out and have a good night.
pays for every fuckin’ thing.
when he drops you off,
he parks the car and you ask him what he really does for a living.
well…

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RISE OF THE FOXTAILS: WOLF EDITION (12)

special delivery.
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we haven’t done one of these in a longgggggg time.
you guys sent in some great entries before.
today my favorite assologist/readers/commentors,
who happens to be a wolf,
sent in his own cakes for your viewing pleasure.
this is a great way to start your saturday afternoon.
mine included...

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