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Tyler Perry Wants To Speak Your Sex Language On Men’s Health
foxes/wolves/hybrids…
he wants to take all your goodies if you’d let him…
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The Goverment Spent $30,000 On “Gaydar” Research This Year
come again?
our government has been giving bread to a lot of things this year:
- food stamps for dead people
- restoring old bridge that is not connected anything in partiuclar
- grapes in damn vineyards
… and gaydar?
one of my f-bi sent me this story and it made my head spin…
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Reggie Bush Eats Out The Baby Mama (Oops, Forgot To Add “With”)
“sup reggie…”
i guess reggie bush is taking this one here serious.
i mean, she is already carrying a stomach full of his skeet.
he better.
i’m surprised kris jenner didn’t have her deported to a middle eastern country or something.
reggie and the baby mama went on a dinner date over the weekend…
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His Pipe Is American Express… But He Treats Me Like The Dollar Store.
quality.
you know it when you experience it.
when you touch it, it feels different.
when you lay on it, it feels exceptional.
when it comes into your life,
you want more of it.
shit, some of us are quality.
i know i am.
with my writing alone,
i am worth a lot.
we have so many skills and talents that it automatically makes us expensive.
if you count up all the things you are good at,
you will see that you are pretty pricey.
… but, why do we deal with such low quality from people we date… or fuck?
we like to wear cute clothes and be fly on instagram,
but when it comes to our hearts,
we let just “anyone” with a american express dick/ass,
with a citi trends attitude,
possess it.
why is this?
do some of us not know our value?
or, do we know and we just settle because it is easier?
i started to wonder…
when did our material possessions worth more than us?
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WOLF MEAT: “The New Cakes” Edition (118)
looks like o cakes has some cakey competition…
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDyGaFMvzrI]
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@1:06
someone is out to take his cake shine…
introducing…
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WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (46)
everyone…
you met the dude of your dreams.
yes, finally.
but, this guy is actually perfect.
there is nothing wrong.
you were dating for 6 months until ya’ll become official.
he says that you make him a better person.
he has a great job, cooks, and washes all the dishes after.
not to mention the sex is mind blowing.
you have had your fair share of disagreements,
but he has been nothing but a gentleman and tries to work through the issues.
oh, they look like this:
perfect.
well, tonight, you got a phone call from a number you didn’t know.
you answer and after talking, he says he is your new dude’s ex.
how he got your phone number is a mystery.
anyway, he said he isn’t calling to start trouble,
but he wanted to talk to you to warn you….
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