am i the only one who thinks he is cute?

star fox actually brought him to my attention one day.
it was like he was scared to ask me if i thought he was cute.
i been thought he was handsome.
i like his mouth.
they look like they would give a good ride if sat one.
… and enhance my life with good conversation!

b.o.b did a little segment on a day in his life…

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sesame street been getting too much spotlight lately.
mitt romney wanted to fire big bird.
then now, elmo is in a sex scandal…

well this is good news for mister clash.
but still..

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you see that magnum?
strap up and get to ridin.
but…

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the resident f-bi assologist sent me some cakes in bulk.
id decided to arrange them in goodie bags for the wolves and hybrids…

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i hate to even think that “tickle me elmo” now has a double meaning…

it makes me sad when people do shit like this.
it takes the innocence away from something that wasn’t suppose to be tainted….

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FOXES.
HYBRIDS.
WOLVES.

do i have a treat for you.

i always think of ways to give back and have a little fun,
so now i figured out how to do it….

Continue reading “ATTENTION. FUN TIME.” →