I Want You To Dress Up Like Sailor Moon So I Can Sex You by Moonlight

Happy_sailor_mooni get the most random texts throughout the day from my people.
it always makes for entertaining conversations while they are at work.
so i have my vixen home girl i talked about before.
ive known her since freshman year of high school.
she moved to another state a few years ago.
we’ll call her karoke from now on.
so karoke sent me a text about this dude that started talkin to her.
he had a weird request and she wanted me to share it with me…
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You Burned Bridges and Didn’t Realize You Had To Turn Around

burning-bridgesburning bridges is a big no no.
“the feet you step on today maybe the ass you kiss tomorrow.”
one of my favorites.
its one thing to burn a bridge with that idiot wolf with the good dick.
he is an idiot,
but you only keep him around because the sex is satisfying.
well there are plenty of idiot wolves with good dick everywhere so bye.
you may fall in and out of friendships/people in life,
but i always say end it with your hands clean.
all that clappin’ back is not needed.
your reputation is one thing that is hard to ( x clean up once tarnished ).
so you don’t want be the one who always burns bridges around you.
maintaining and keeping networks is the key to being successful in life.
who you know is truly what you know.
a brain and talent can only get you so far,
but a person who believes in you can actually make you a star.
there is definitely levels to this shit.
my old job made me think i burned a bridge with a good friend….
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Idris Elba Walkin’ Round Hea Looking Like The Best Meat On The Menu

tumblr_mtht7fPW9u1rap8elo6_500leg and thighs.
just how i like it.
so everyone should know idris elba right?
i prefer to call him stringer bell.
actor wolf of many dreams and fantasies.
when he busts out with his authentic english accent,
i love every last word and syllable.
i feel like this latest gq interview for october covers a lot of ground.
as well as show how sexy this man is.
it revealed some shit i didn’t even know…

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VIXEN CANDY: (29)

tumblr_ms15zxyCDo1qigaaqo1_500i saw this vixen on tumblr and thought she was gorgeous.
any id?

I Call Him Daddy Because He Really Is A Daddy

Favim.com-15307“everyone has fuckin’ kids nowadays!”
i was just telling someone that the other day.
funny how in a yesterday’s comment box,
someone echoed the same sentiment.
back in the day,
like way back in the 30s or 40s,
it use to be adults getting married and settling down.
having a child out of wedlock was frowned upon.
now anyone with a fresh wardrobe and instagram account is a daddy.
…and not in the good sexual way as it should be!
it’s really common to mess with a DILF.
“DADDY ID LIKE TAH F”.
it don’t even matter the age of the wolf because times have certainly changed.
the “daddy” movement is getting younger and younger.
hell that DILF could be a hot 21 and not 41.
some dudes have 2 to 7 kids before they even reach thirty.
he obviously knows his way around a hole and had a falling out with condoms.
i always wondered how that kid would feel knowing his dad is banging you out/getting banged out?
“call me daddy!” fantasy ruined… kinda?
i started to wonder…

Does it feel weird to mess with a DILF?

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VIXEN CANDY: (28)

tumblr_mre6bn3ZSH1s777abo1_500i wonder if it taste good?…