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robby xl is like big foot at miami beach

miami beach.
i remember going to miami beach and it was “meat” heaven.
i saw some muscular wolves walking the strip,
shirtless,
tails in swim wear,
and nearly passed out from exhaustion.
robby xl loves him some miami beach.
yesterday,
he went viral over this fan encounter…
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Posted in IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

enjoy your ride with “grindr” in the the sky!

i’ll never forget when i had the sex app,
“jack’d”.
it was like a few years ago.
i went to the movies one day and it happened to be on.
i got so many messages from randoms in theater.
some were in my movie sitting next to vixens!
i wasn’t shocked because some males have no chill.
so this snow wolf:

 jp thorn,
got his message while in the sky.
the app?
“grindr”.
this is what a foxholer sent me via “daily mail”
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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

how to embarrass someone who tries to get your number

i hate those who embarrass others.
in dating,
many will approach us that we aren’t attracted to.
it’s natural and pretty normal to tell your friends about it.
when males i wasn’t interested hit on me,
i use to simply look at star fox (rip):

“star fox…
like,
what?”

i fear of rejection so i get it.
it’s hard to approach someone you’re interested in.
with some of low hanging fruit that have approached me in the past,
not once did i ever think of doing the following.
so woke model wolf,
broderick hunter,
posted this on his twitter just now and it made me sick.
it was a she-hyena turning down someone that wanted her number.
foxhole…
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Posted in BLACK LIVES MATTER JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

susan westwood was too drunk to call 1-844-WYT-FEAR

susan westwood.
this is your tape.
so what’s this now?
the 150th racist jackal/hyena gone viral?
i’ve lost count.
i don’t know if you’ve heard of susan westwood.
at this point,
don’t think “susan westwood” wants to know “susan westwood”.
“my name is not susan so watch what you say…”

well she went viral off this recent video in north carolina:

today,
she has been fired from her cushy job where she makes 125k.
i drank her white tears via “the new york post”

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

“Suffering Succotash: The Art of The Swindle” by Keaton Jones?

i wasn’t moved.
i might be getting heartless or could sense the scheming

so did the foxhole see this video of keaton jones?
he is the bullied snow cub whose mother made this video on fb.
this is what he had to say

hmm.
well that video of keaton went viral that everyone took notice.
from baller wolves to actors.
even the bae of all snow baes,
“captain america”

that is a few of the responses he got.
someone even raised close to 60k on a “gofundme”:


it took nothing for ya’ll to get to digging.
come to find out

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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES X MARKS THE FOX

My Prom Dress Has Mud On It Now

tumblr_inline_ni728n3ItM1t05gs7prom is always a vixen’s dream.
the wolves…
eh.
most of them just trying to get laid at the end of the night.
the vixens tho…
they usually go all out so their night can be absolutely magical.
…and then get laid after.
well that is what tayja jones,
a high schooler from pa,
was trying to accomplish on her prom night.
this was what she wore
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