so you were playing football,
career was pretty solid,
you weren’t the star…
…but you are on a team you call home.
you built a relationship with other players.
life was good or so you thought.
end of season they cut your ass.

well that was unexpected….

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this wolf keeps running into the worse luck.
i don’t get it.
he had to sell his georgia estate and things didn’t turn out the way he planned…

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it was a about time.
i was expecting a sex tape.
guess i lost that bet with myself.
some jump off allegedly leaked the picture during a showdown with evelyn on twitter.
evelyn was throwing dirt at her,
so the jump off proved she was about that life.
that “ocho” pipe….

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you see that magnum?
strap up and get to ridin.
but…

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Chad has been dropped.
Evelyn is moving on.
He will probably an escort.
Who got those “dollah dollah bills ya’ll” he can work hard for?

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