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When You Realize You Have Moronic Tendencies (Privacy Issues)

sometimes,
i do stupid things.
yes,
i can be the first to admit it.
in this instance,
i’ve been doing 3 years of stupid things.
so i been rocking with iphones since the 4.
i could have waited for the 4s,
when suri was introduced,
but i was od ready to leave blackberry with the track sneakers.
once the screens started getting “retina” advanced,
that means they were “easily cracked”,
a screen protector was much needed.
i can be clumsy af and i hate seeing cracked phone screens.
not only would i always put a screen protector on my phone…
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Emails From Males Who Are Mad To Be On The Foxhole

foxholers always ask me,
especially on the ig foxhole:
“Why don’t you ever tag names on your posts?”
in a perfect world,
i’d love to spread the “this is who this is” love.
in return,
they’d show me love and we’d live in a forest of peace,
harmony,
and promotional networking.
this ain’t a perfect world tho.
98% of these males don’t even say “thank you”.
the only time i hear from them is:
“I GOOGLED MYSELF AND SAW YOUR ENTRIES ON ME!”
…which leads into the email i got this morning…
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Get My Good Side As We Racially Profile You

i don’t know when last i ate at applebees.
there are so many great hidden spots in new yawk to eat at.
well it’s good to see more racism alive and well tho!
so two black vixens decided to eat at a applebees in st. louis.
the waitress thought they were two other black vixens who “dipped and dashed” the night before.
a foxholer sent me what happened via facebook…
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When You’re Forced To Ride Bomb Cyclone

so you know how i said my job was good?
well…
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It’s The Most Wonderful Terrorist Attack of The Year! (Fa La La La La Laaaaa La La)

“IMA BE LATE FOR WORK?!!!!”
that was all that was going through my mind this morning.
right after my home-wolf texted me with…
Taylor Swift Has Annoyed Me With Her “Reputation”

you know i love music.
it’s true that certain albums “don’t make sense” until you experience it.
for whatever reason,
i been listening to madonna’s catalog these last few months.
“i get it”.
taylor swift,
a “problematic” snow bunny in the black community,
pulled me in with her “1989” album.
this whole “reputation” era >>>>>
“outta the woods” and “clean” what?!?!
some of the lyrics in her newest songs i “get”.
foxhole…
this might be like throwing a diamond in the ocean but…
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