so i’m up last night,
playing ps4 with some friends around 1am,
and decided to randomly check ( x my twitter ) on random.
you know how twitter has that new feature called:
“in case you missed it”?
well the following was the first thing that popped up on my tl.
it was a cap locked word vomit from our fearless leader.
this is what it said…
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safaree will go down as the wolf whose dick broke the internet.
i bet it’s broken some private parts too.
you remember how ( x big and thick ) that lumber was?
sheesh.
he’s the first leaked dick pic that ever had that success.
second goes to ray j,
but he was connected to kim so that kinda didn’t count.
well safaree only wants one vixen to chop that wood ever after with.
this is what he posted on his twitter…
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sidebar: happy 4th foxhole

so i like sam smith.
his first album had me deep in my feels.
the second album helped me get through even more.
i heal when i listen to sad songs.
well sam smith now wants to be like “beyonce”.
well not in the literal sense,
but he posted the following picture with the lyrics to b’s song,
“partition”…
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broderick hunter is pretty harmless.
he is also a friend to the foxhole.
he has showed love for my entries on him.
i enjoy his twitter feed,
but he truly minds his business.
from what i’ve seen and known,
he identifies as a “straight”.
if he was gay,
i’d definitely get some of that meat.
#sorrynotsorry
i saw this tweet tho challenging that theory this afternoon…
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like i said on twitter,
shad moss aka bow wow entertains me with the shenanigans.
if he doesn’t sell another record,
he has a job in comedy and foolishness.
so bow wow gave his secret on staying young.
he’s 31 now,
but he legit hasn’t aged.
this is what he does via his twitter…
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it looks about right.
this is kanye of today tho:

he looks awful.
aw.
ful.
i’m trying to figure out if kanye is on the “cancel me” tour.
every since he got back on twitter,
he’s been tweeting some off the wall shit.
“the orange one” is even cosigning a few tweets…
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