guys, this is what 3 months of giving good dick can get you!

^this is the toxic “pick me” shit i be talmbout.
so i’ve come to notice that the songs of today represent the climate of relationships.
ive broken them down into the many types:

“I suck.
You suck.
We suck together,
but we will be toxic because we are scared of being alone.”

“I fucks with you,
but i fucks with my side hoe even more.
Actually,
I don’t like you or the side hoe.
Ya’ll placeholders because I’m still in love with my ex.”

“I LOVE fuckin you and you love fuckin me…
We are a glorified fwb that pretend to be a couple.
We are just fuckin because it’s convenient and we both need sex.”

the gays are all of that plus:

“I want to come home to someone,
but since The Bible said men can’t be tied down to one person,
we will do an open relationship until we go nowhere.”

nothing about the music today makes you want to fall in love like the 90s and early 00s.
it’s all built on the foundation of sex,
drugs,
and bullshit.
 the following flew down my twitter timeline and reminded me of a toxic song scenario.
it’s a vixen singing the top 100 tune of:

doing too much for a wolf,
but what has he done for her besides give her dick?“…

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donald trump is determined to cause chaos without a batman to rescue us

^this orange hyena is gonna fuck ya’ll if you listen to him.
donald trump is a fuckin’ asshole.
 many of ya’ll knew this already.
he gets the rona,
( x acts super reckless ) while in the damn hospital,
and decides to post this shit on his twitter…

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chris evans responds to ya’ll gawking over his alleged penis

i was talking to karaoke today and i reminded her of something she told me:

“You have to learn to laugh at yourself.
If you don’t,
others will learn your triggers and use it against you.”

that came up as we were discussing chris evans.
after his alleged pipe leakage,
you’d think he would stay in bed until next summer.
nope.
he just responded about his scandal…

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cardi b explains why kylie jenner had “wap” to be in the video

when anything becomes hype af for hypebeasts all across these forests,
i tend to ignore it until it’s regular.
i’m funny like that.
savage” by megan thee stallion is one song i had on ignore until recently.
it seems like “wap” is about to be on that same wave.
i’m about tired of hearing all the issues about this catchy/good/borderline basic song/video.
everyone is upset that kylie jenner made an appearance within the video.
ya’ll was so mad,
(  x a petition was made ) to have her removed.
it’s NEVER that serious tbh.
well everyone has been fuming as to why kylie was even in the video.
cardi made a statement on twitter…
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lebron james loves his man bags and aubrey huff is gonna have to learn to deal

lebron james is an alpha wolf,
you read me?
he has a strong presence that cannot be denied.
this video of him walking turned me inside out the other day…

the bow legs.
the stride.
the tail.
the bde.

halp.
i didn’t even peep or care about his little man-bag in his hand.
well this jackal did:

his name is aubrey huff and he is a “protestor of toxic masculinity“.
well this is what he had to say about king james
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shouldn’t tamar braxton be on a mission of healing and inner work because…

tamar braxton
yeah.
tamar is the type to have you scratching your head with her antics.
you want to feel sorry for her,
but she always does something that makes you go “wtf?“.
so she ( x released a statement ) after trying to take her own life.
it seems everything revolved around her contract with “wetv”.
well wetv released a statement about her new show on their network,
get ya life!“.
they said via “tmz“…
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