why dem heels look like the yeezy 350s?
so i’m up late tonight.
i’m trying to be in bed by 1 am,
but that’s a dub clearly.
i have a lot on my mind and i’m not tired as of yet.
i go to put my phone on the charger and i see headlines about trump and melania…

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but…
but…
but her emails?
this trump/make america again saga is one thing after the next.
i thought this sunday night was gonna be a chill one.
i was gonna write a couple of entries and finish up the second of “the chi”.
the ny times decided to give the world some sunday night reading material…

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i use to stan kanye west so hard.
you couldn’t tell me SHIT.
kanye made me want to get this lv crocodile duffle because of this photo:

either lv or hermes.
i loved ^this look so much that i started dressing like him.
foxhole,
i was a STAN.
somewhere in his career,
right after that album with the cd on it,
he went left and crashed into a big ass tree.
if this was back in the day,
with his announcement that he is running for president,
i would have been at the voting booth early.
well kanye claims he’s done with trump,
but also lists his pre-presidental thoughts wants via “the daily mail“…
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does he hate us?
as much as i can fall into lust,
i can fall right the fuck out.
lamonte stennis aka king stennis,
of the naked sip and paints fame,
was fine af to me.
i’ve seen him in person and he definitely looks better in motion.
as much as his thick ass thighs are his best feature,
his rabid trump supporting ways aren’t.
it isn’t that he supports trump that is the turn off.
you can support whoever you like.
it’s this shit…
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(AP: Evan Vucci)

i was lowkey interested in how trump and his tulsa rally was gonna turn out.
he claimed millions of people were gonna show up.
well only 6,200,
in a 19k arena,
made an appearance.
outside the venue was even worst.
when they showed him walking back into the white house after his flight home…
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if i had to suffer,
everyone else will suffer too.
so my friends are mad at me for a text i sent them.
this is what its like to be friends on text messages with jamari fox.
so i was on my twitter timeline today,
minding my business,
and i saw everyone dragging the following.
it was a group of dorks who might parlay as a taylor swift cover band.
they wanted to welcome trump for his tone deaf rally in tulsa, oklahoma…
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