that songzbird reign just don’t let up?
so trey songs has a new video out.
it’s called “smart phones”.
hopefully you have one…
if not i’m judging.
hard.
anyway here is the video and my thoughts while watching the explicit version…

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you see that hand?
it’ll be “slap slap right across ya melon.
easssssyyyyyyy”…
well only if you ask august alsina about “that other r&b singer he don’t like no more”.
you know the one i’m talmbout.
keisha chante from 106 and park learned the hard way today…
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don’t get too excited foxhole.
that tweet by trey songz happens to be fake.
yeah.
not real.
no bueno.
ain’t happening.
no need to show up backstage at his tour expecting to get dug out @ his hotel.
no.
no i did not ever fantasize that.
like,
ever.
*cough*
anyway he decided to respond on twitter about it and well…
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ahhh.
the sweet smell of winter heading into spring.
you know what that means?
everyone is coming out with their “summer” music now.
trey songz and jlo have put their hats in the ring.
trey with “na na” and lo with “i luh ya papi”…
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another angle to trey songz calvin klein underwear campaign.
shamless self promo at it’s finest.
you aint low trey.
am i the only one lookin’ at that gorgeous tub in the back?
loving that wood panel.
i love the ambiance of that bathroom.
i want more info on that bathtub than his balls.

good boy.
i could do without the “miley cyrus tongue” face trey.
well at least his looks clean.
so do you want us to fuck you or give you a throat culture?
i’m confused.
the meat looks like it’s hanging just right tho.
i’m not confused about that.

lowkey: i guess he stopped working out?