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If It’s Broke, Well Then Cum Fix It

“whaddup?”

his deep voice blared through my iPhone speaker.

“i’m in trouble.” i said, trying not to sound overly dramatic.

i tend to do that.

“yo whats wrong?
you okay?
who fuckin’ with you?”
you need to come over to your crib?”

god.
i loved when he talked to me like that.
ready to fuck someone up for me on command.
no.
this time this is my fault and i needed his help…

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Punks Stand Up To Get Slapped Down #LHHNY

can i just say i love tara?
seriously in the running to being my spirit animal.
she should teach classes on how to curse someone out in proper english.
well i just finished watching #lhhny and what an episode!

x click here to watch

i do have a few thoughts before you watch…

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Can I Get A Price Check On All These Broken Eggs?

someone get the mop.
clean up on aisle “fox”…

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Running With Scissors

you think you should?
no i think you should.
should you?…

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YOUR 57th THOUGHT: THE GRAMMY EDITION (57)

before i start on yours…

did she look like a bag of money tonight?!?!?!
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHSO6lEaXFU]
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8880GZM4lqQ&w=560&h=315]
they looked really cute: