A Football Player Cums In My Crib.

Friend calls out the blue.
Tells me he is coming through and he is bringing his cousin over.

Usually that means, “I maybe with someone cute so look presentable”

I was up and together in less than two seconds.

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1 Heart For Rent.

“Silly Bitch IN Love…” – Olivia, Olivia

Love.
The one thing we all chase.
The one thing we all want.
The one thing the best songs are based on.

One thing we OBSESS for.

The one thing that is the easiest to say we want, but the hardest to do when we “find” it.
Why even chase something that YOU do not know how to handle?
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6 Months To A Year, TOPS!

How would you feel if someone you were dealing with
gave you a time line on how long you were to mess with him…

….before he went and got married and had kids?


…. and he wasn’t even on the D/L?

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Met A Meat Of The Minute

I love industry events.

Lots of networking and hob knobbing.
The person you are speaking to may hold the key to your next job or next pay raise.

(…or maybe the fuck of your life at the W hotel.)

That is what I was doing
until he walked in the room
and fucked my whole life right on up….

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X Marks The F0x: Fivel Goes South

And he picked up 2 friends to go down on…

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This Ho Said Devin is a WHAT?!

I just read on a site this ho said Devin is giving her “power bottom” vibes with these pictures???

Females, lend me your ear real quick…
Cause this has got to stop.

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