a-ha (lower case)

I was sitting on the phone speaking to a good friend of mine last week.
You know those kind of friends that you know by the time you hang up,
you will feel inspired and ready to go climb a fuckin’ mountain?

Well,
like Oprah usually says,
I had an A-HA moment during said conversation and I got the Epiphany of my life.

One of which made me feel worst.

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The Straight Club

Or I as I call it, “The Peen Factory”.

I love going to straight clubs because there tends to be less drama…
… and I don’t hear Beyonce playing every other second,
with a voguing contest and drag show as the night goes on.

Plus,
you are the flavored meat to a pack of wolves.
Wheras in a gay club, you are ONE of MANY.

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X Marks The F0x: Busted Baller Penis Exposed?

Why do these groupie jump offs do this?

Why do they request a peen pic from a baller
and then want to blast baller to the entire world?
Makes no sense.

Now since I have stopped being part of the moral police….
where is Devin and Percy’s peen pics?

My wish was already granted with Big Willie….
Double Dick of Thomas and Harvin would make me a very happy little Fox.
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