You Want To Have Sex With Your Mixed Baby Girl?

tumblr_inline_n4fvpf4XnR1sbk4h6i get absolutely disgusted when i see this.
not ^that precious cub,
but when wolves on instagram state they only want their baby to look like that.

light eyes
straight hair
damn near white

…surprisingly looking like the vixen they want to fuck.
weird.
well when an f-bi sent me the following tweet,
and the facebook rant from a latina named roslyn cecilia,
i had to share it with the foxhole…
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The Great Battle at The Work Wolf Divide

tumblr_mliktgQi0I1rwuqzto1_500straight wolves are weird.
they have so much rules about their sexuality.
anything to make them look “gay” is absolutely forbidden.
its like a laundry list.

-must watch sports
-never wear bright colors
-don’t hug for too long
-only get dogs
-never watch shows with women as leads

-emotions are a no no
-blink twice; inhale once in-between

its like they have these rules set up to be “straight”,
but often do something else to make you say “hmm”.
is there really things one can do to be “straight” or…

…Is it all bullshit?

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If Marc Jacobs Invites You To An Orgy, Please Leave Your Big Mouth At Home

Screen Shot 2015-10-27 at 8.28.20 PMmarc jacobs knows how to party.
it seems “orgy” is the party of choice.
it seems he would get on the social app,
“grindr”,
to find regular forest dwellers to party with him.
that is until he had a 2 day,
10 animal orgy,
that had a few big mouths in it.
the jokes write themselves.
well this is what happened via the post
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Mister Available (Call, Text, or His Legs are Open Anytime!)

you-cant-sit-with-usmister available.
the one who is always there.
you call; i answer.
you text; i reply.
if i like you,
or i consider you my family,
i’m always available when someone needs me.
when i need someone tho,
some of those same people will blatantly ignore me.
well in this new season of “phoenix”,
i’m starting to change that…
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Kanye Is Crazy As Cat Shit

PUUPcsikanye west is gone ya’ll.
he gone and i doubt he is ever coming back.
that rant of his for his mtv vanguard award was a mess.
does he ever thank his mother?
like…
i can’t.

lowkey: and then he trying to run for president in 2020 too?
we gonna war with every-damn-body.

It’s Not Me; It’s You (Your Character Just Simply Sucks)

tumblr_mkdc5ak3th1s4yxbzo1_500i’m up.
i been up since 3am.
i had some stuff on my mind.
i have the internet paper,
so time to allow my fingers to release it…
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