Tyrann Mathieu Ain’t Afraid of No Death Threats (Maybe?)

Screen Shot 2016-04-11 at 8.01.14 PMballer wolf cornerback,
tyrann mathieu,
was never one to hold his tongue.
he had a lot to say about the tragic death of fellow baller wolf,
will smith.
well his words have gotten him in trouble.
so he was featured on “the rich eisen show” and this is what he said…
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They Will Kill Your Ass

The_Holy_Bible“the world is coming to an end soon!” – the older animals

 they always swear the world was on it’s way to destruction.
every year!
well even though i’m still young,
i can honest say the world is headed to hell pretty quickly.
there is so much violence nowadays that it’s ridic.
jackals are killing you for simple things,
you can’t even trust the police anymore,
and this age of social media takes joy in uploading violence.
they fighting on tv like they do on the streets.
if someone don’t get thrown to the floor at a reunion show,
it’s considered a wash.
it all leading to the same story.
everyone is fuckin’ angry and for no reason at all.
so i couldn’t help but wonder…

Are we really living in the last days?…

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Bad News (For My Werewolves)

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sit down.
this is going to be a doozy.
this is for my porn ratchets out there.
i woke up to this email this morning…
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I Got Head and Now They Want To Fire Me (I’m Baffled!)

A+reportcardsmalllike one of my readers who sent me the following story said:

“i ain’t never wanted an ‘A’ that bad”

well this story will help you understand what we was talmbout.
so everyone meet the ratchet professor jackal who,
and get this,
well he wassssssss…

 MAKING SEX TAPES WITH HIS MALE STUDENTS!

*dun dun dunnnnnn*
the story was sent in by many via bossip
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Don’t Be Kissin’ No Wolves In Miami

tumblr_nakomdtiGl1tdusq5o1_500when i think of miami,
i think of nice weather and beautiful animals everywhere.
“any and every” goes to south beach for a little r&r,
sex on the beach,
and potential ratchet behavior you’ll tell someone’s grandcubs.
well these two gays learned never to kiss in a south beach burger king bar.
sidebar: they still have those?
they shut the one down off of time square.
an f-bi sent me this story and the video to accompany it…
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (47)

tumblr_m45cbkaexS1r4yegro1_5001what do you do when you stand before the judge for kidnapping?
you sing an adele song.
yes.
that’s right.
this ragga-jackal did just that and well…
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