word in the forest is nba baller wolf derrick rose is now single.
i’m sure he was acting single when he was in his relationship with his baby mom,
but she posted this lovely update on instagram about the split…

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britney spears is back.
she has a special song it seems for her gay stans with “work bitch”.
the release of this song has caused all kinds of mass hysteria.
should lady gaga, beyonce, rihaana, and katy perry be scared?…
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oh god not me.
her little monsters however are going to great lengths to meet her.
lady gaga told her fans that the person who can show proof that they bought the most singles
for “applause” will be able to fly out to meet her and attend a show.
who knew her fans would get this competitive?…

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i had a issue today with my site that had me so vex.
its funny but i never knew how raunchy my site is until i had to call a company about it.
the wolf helping me on the phone didn’t judge me based on my content.
he was actually really nice and we talked for a while about site issues and various things to improve it.
he also told me my site was ranked very high online.
to hear a stranger speak highly of me and my work means a lot to me.
especially one who is straight and could have been an asshole.
shiiiit i put blood sweat and tears into what i’m passionate about.
i had to go back in time to my early entries to fix the issue
and i saw this old chat convo i had with a past wolf i use to “talk” too.
he also was in a relationship too so we didn’t fuck.
thats a whole nother story.
he was the one who looks wise reminded me heavy of ( x this baller wolf ).
it brought back so much memories i had to rewind it…

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beyonce released her new music finally.
i was getting worried.
everyone get a taste of what she is bringing this season.
i think you all may like it…

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well christina aguilera is back and more colorful than ever this era.
she is channeling nicki minaj meets ke$ha meets the jazzing aisle in sallys.
in her new song “your body“,
she is talking that fox talk:

All I wanna do is f**k your body.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh.
Tonight’s your lucky night, I know you want me.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh.

the video is a colorful week in the life of a white trash serial (or cereal) killer.
interesting…

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