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these mass shooting are getting out of control (walmart)

like,
that was one of my worst fears come to life.
you’re get outta bed because you need stuff for your home.
you get to walmart,
because you know you could get the good shit for less.
 then…

“POP,
POP,
POP…”

…and you’re in “fight or flight” mode.
i can’t stop thinking about those folks in el paso; texas tonight…

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who knew shopping at walmart could be so dangerous

when i went out with the pretty vixen last weekend to the movies,
no lie,
i said to myself:

“What would I do if someone came in here shooting?”

the door was behind us.
those are the thoughts that go through my head these days.
you just never know in this dangerous forest we live in.
you have a fall out with someone and they ready to shoot shit up.
^that hyena shot up his ex-coworkers at walmart in mississippi.
a foxholer sent me the story and well…

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Look At Our Fearless Leader In Action During A Tragedy!

before i start this,
i want to send my condolences to the families of all the victims in the capital gazette shooting in maryland today.
another senseless tragedy that is becoming way too familiar.
so our fearless leader was asked to comment on what happened.
this is what he had to say…
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So They Shooting Up Churches Now? (There Is A Special Place In Hell…)

absolutely sickening.
there has been another massacre.
this time,
it happened at a church in sutherland springs, texas...
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The Gay Lover Has Arrived (and He Came With a Kettle)

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well in a bigger twist,
than the other twists in this story,
it seems omar mateen’s alleged gay lover has come forth.
let’s take a look at what he looks like
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No Place Is Safe Anymore (Survive)

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a day after the tragic shootings in orlando and i was a paranoid summabitch.
when i got to work this morning,
i thought about if some gun toting psycho was to bust through the door.

what would i do?
where would i go?
how would i handle it?

in my mind,
i would be an “x-man” and fly out the window.
or i would be the second best thing next to jason statham.
all those outcomes don’t equal what would happen in reality.
yes.
reality.
the place where shit really happens.
you know what kills me?…
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