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smackin cheeks can get odell up to 6 months in jail

um,
what was odell thinking?
like,
why did he think this was okay?
questions beyond questions.
he smacked the tail of a security guard down in new orleans in monday:

can we font about him staring at it like a glazed ham tho?
odell must have been drunk outta his mind to do that.
well,
it seems he might go to jail over those paws via “espn“…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI X MARKS THE FOX

Best Buy Has The Sexiest Security Guards

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i remember the days i use to think i was invisible to wolves.
that i was wearing some kind of invisibility cape.
something similar to harry potters.
well as of late,
it seems like something has changed.
i don’t know if my third eye has opened up,
my chakras have been cleared,
or voodoo has been lifted,
but wolves “see” me now.
they look in my direction a lot longer.
eye contact tends to be a lot deeper.
take the security guard wolf in best buy just now…
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Posted in THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (10)

wha part of atlanta dis is right here?
so a hood mother and her friends decided to harass a security guard.
he had what they were looking for…

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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (8)

what do you do when you get mad?
fight of course.
that always solves every problem.
filled with sarcasm.
more buffoonery below…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI I GOT A QUESTION I NEED ANSWERED LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE PREMIUM MEAT OF MY MINUTE THE GREAT WOLF HUNT

F0x Asks: Security HARD

I always found security guards attarctive.

I always pictured them in my mind,
tackling some crook,
pinning him to the floor,
pulling his dick out and…

Wait, that’s my fantasy.
Whoops.

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