My Grandmother Watched The Kim Kardashian/Ray J Sex Tape

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Brandy Needs Some TLC

I love Brandy.


I have all her albums, probably watched all her movies, and a huge fan of Moesha.
She is a beast on the vocals.
But, somehow I feel she doesn’t realize that.
I can relate because I, too, suffer from “Oh I Iz The Shit?” sometimes.
Usually that happens when I am not getting my way and acting like a brat.
Sometimes we all need to wake up, put ya foot down, and say:

“Dammit you know, I’m fucking amazing.”

I feel like Brandy doesn’t do that.
She strikes me as too humble, while mixed with insecurity.
I loved-ed you B Rocka!
Brandy has a Behind The Music coming up…
But she shared some info in a recent interview that was sort of a “well, duh” for me…

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The Day The World Died

…. and my weekend has officially been ruined.

We will miss you Whitney.
You blessed the world with your amazing voice.

R.I.P 

Ray J: The Fattest Cakes In R and B?

Ray J is kinda… corny.

We all figured this out years ago.
He will always be “Brandy’s Brother” or “The Idiot Who Made Kim Kardashian Relevant” in my eyes.
Then what gets me is he stay trying to be some kind of gangsta.
SONJA NORWOOD AIN’T RAISE NO GANGSTAS!!!!
So he can cut that shit out (see audio from radio interview after Fabolous fight)…

Ray J is a handsome dude those lips I’d like to ride.
Even though, I have a sneaky feeling he wouldn’t be looking for a FOX.
Besides him packing some major steel in his tighty whiteys…

(see Ray J/Kim K sexual sleep-fest)…
…He also packs major Charmin in the back.

Was I the only one who knew Ray J had a nice tail?

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Turn It Off and Jam It Up Her Ass

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She can’t fuck.
She can’t act.
She can’t dance.
She can’t sing.
She can’t keep a man.

What CAN she do?

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Don’t Arrest Me Chris Hansen

His cakes is something serious.

I hope he is 18.
WIKI says he is…

My name is not about to be “Jamari Long-Stroke”….

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