odell beckjam jr was at drake’s crib getting folded up like a pretzel when…

out of all the nfl baller wolves out right now,
i have the biggest crush on odell beckham jr.

it’s just something about him i want to put my finger on.
his face card,
his bawdy,
his style:

look at his tail in those leather pants.
i ain’t even gonna hold you but this recent conversation had me hot.
like,
stupid hot.

he said while he was getting folded up like a pretzel at drake’s crib

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ya’ll cap cause ya’ll would hang out with a fresh on the market odell beckham jr

best believe,
if you hear that i’m single and “hanging out” with someone like ^this
who just became newly single as well:

He is slaying this foxhole mercilessly.

i don’t blame this vixen for “hanging out” with him tbh…

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the new baller wolf on the block that everyone thinks odell beckham jr has turned out?

some of us may have the same issue that odell beckham jr suffers with.

Anytime we befriend another male and it’s strictly platonic,
the rumors start flying that we’re are smashin’ on the low.

which causes the other male to stop speaking to you.
he gets spooked and suddenly starts trying to prove his straightness.
the sad part is:

Odell Beckham Jr is straight and hasn’t confirmed his sexuality.
The rumors of his sexuality plague his actual talent as a baller wolf.

the rumors about many of us are worse than the actual truth.
this is the latest baller wolf that is about to be “hyper straight” in a few weeks…

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ODELL BECKHAM JR ISN’T FILLED WITH TOXIC MASCULINITY

cc: esquire magazine

i love this picture of odell beckham jr.
heart eyes city.
we go from flash brown to odell.
it’s never a dull moment in the foxhole.
you know what i really appreciate?

The number of males in the foxhole who were there for me during my times in need.

males are taught to eat,
sleep,
and fuck.
anything else is “soft” or “gay” even with some gays too.
i’ve been one that most males came to when they needed advice or a shoulder.
unfortunately,
they weren’t strong to defend me when i needed them.
i loved this moment between odell beckham jr and deebo samuels.
odell plays for the rams and deebo plays for the 49ers.
after the 49ers lost,
deebo was crying on the bench.
this is what odell did

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so would odell beckham jr be considered a DILF now?

nfl balls wolf
odell beckham jr,
is one of our foxhole favs.
we have followed him from blonde fo’hawk and back to black.
his sexuality has always been up to question,
but i think he let ya’ll know today he has always been straight.
he showed ya’ll how straight he is with the following annoucement his girlfriend,
lauren wood….

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odell beckham jr might be wit the shits (i mean that exactly how it sounds too)

odell beckham jr might be super nasty in bed.
i’m being dead serious right now too.
now for some,
nasty means doing all kind of freaky shit.

Being tied up
Bringing the entire refrigerator in bed
Dressing up as a baby and being spanked

you know,
the usual shit.
for odell,
that allegedly includes being shitted on as well.

i know.
well celina powell and friends had a discussion about odell’s alleged shitty ways…
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