new york

“Nobody! I’m Home!”

when i walked in the door,
the sudden burst of “loneliness” welcomed me.
it was loud.
echoed down the halls.
i felt a sudden sadness take over me.
i really did not miss being here at all.
actually i regretted leaving…

…before the 7th of january.
i took care of the unemployment bullshit today,
even though they still threatening to do whatever.
“whatever”.
well i’m back in the city now.
yay!

/endsarcasm.

lowkey: oscar is still alive.
thank god.

Jamari Fox VS The Ghetto Black Employed Bitch

“well dey not gon erase nothing since you not here.
you out of luck.
sorry.
i really don’t need dis tone eitha.” she said…

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Check Box: “It’s Really Complicated”

so last night,
karaoke and i had “the talk”.
dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn….
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Punks Stand Up To Get Slapped Down #LHHNY

can i just say i love tara?
seriously in the running to being my spirit animal.
she should teach classes on how to curse someone out in proper english.
well i just finished watching #lhhny and what an episode!

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i do have a few thoughts before you watch…

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DID HE EAT HER COOCH ON THAT PIANO?!?!

#messymondays has officially started!
love and hiphop new york is back!
i finally got into the comeback episode tonight and these are my thoughts…
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Leh Me Go Steal From Dis Sto With My Sons In Mah Bagz (Shoots)

aww she is pretty.
too bad she a little cray cray.
i thought this was a wonderful story before bed.
it makes should make you feel all warm inside.
so that lovely jackal is named tiona rodriguez.
she is from my city and recently got arrested.
why?
well she went shoplifting with her son in her bag…
dead son that is.
yup…