The “F” Bomb

“yeah whatever you fuckin’ faggot”

i had to re-read the text this morning.
we have argued before,
but never like this.
i was ready to go over to his doorstep to have him repeat it.
straight wolf who has been my friend damn near 8 years,
someone i trusted enough to reveal myself to,
dropped the “f” bomb on me.
i told him i was tired of him only hitting me up to talk to me about her.
his new bitch.
yeah.
bitch.
i don’t like her.
she treats him like shit.
swims in his wallet.
i thought he was only in it because of the pussy.
i guess not.
just last week he hit me up to tell me that he is over her.
he also said i do something she doesn’t

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Michael Jordan Said He Prefers Kobe over Lebron

drama is already going down at all star huh?
this time involving mj and lebron

it’s pretty bad when the greatest player of all time disses you…
…for someone else.

read about it here

i know lebron must have exploded inside when he heard what MJ said,
but his PR answer was actually really admirable…

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Maybe The Bad Guys In the Disney Movies Were Onto Something?

were they just misunderstood?
was cruella de vil just a woman with expensive taste?
was ursula just trying to play match maker for ariel and eric?
what about captain hook?
was he just minding his business when a bunch of flying brats took over his boat?

well shit,
i know one thing?
i learned today!

how much is it this time?
hell i lost count.
same story.
i became cool with someone,
was there for them on their lowest…
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Meet The Vixen Whose Butt Cheeks Appeared In The Ocho-Sex Tape

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“you feel it in your stomach?”

i love that line.
well an f-bi found out the vixen who is in the video…

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Don’t Let Your Mama Catch You Running The Train In Her Living Room!

ALL ABOARD!
NEXT STOP: PISSED OFF MAMA!

this young wolf learned a valuable lesson.

1. make sure he knows his mama work schedule.
2. call ya mama to see where she at.

obviously his mind was more concerned with the pussy than the logistics

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All The Kappas I Know Are Losing Their Minds Over This Gay Wedding.

how dare these two people not fall in love!
how dare they say fuck it and get married!
how dare they!

my straight kappa homeboy called me flipping out.
i didn’t know what was going on until he slid the link to me in an email.
it seems that the he and the other kappas are not happy with these two being gay under their organization.
i wanted to seriously ask him…

THE KAPPAS?!?
THE ONES WHO USUALLY ON THE D/L???

…but i put the phone on mute to laugh.
i know a kappa who,
every time he see me,
tries to of this good stuffon the low.
his boy to be exact.
i know of an openly gay kappa in new york too.
lol at the big drama….

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