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i’ve been wanting to go somewhere on a plane.
i don’t know where,
but preferably hot and in safe social distance.
i need a hot wolf and a change of scenery.
i’m not all the way comfortable with traveling at this moment.
i saw that the uk has a new strain of the rona right now via “nbc news“:

Millions of people in London and the U.K.’s southeast will be forced to cancel their Christmas plans after scientists said Saturday that a new coronavirus variant was spreading more quickly.

Prime Minister Boris Johnson told a news conference that the toughest set of coronavirus restrictions — known as “Tier 4” — will be put in place from Sunday, putting regions under the strictest lockdown rules.

which means this shit is probably gonna mutate into zombie levels of fuckery.
with all that going on,
you’d think the usa would be on the strictest of travel bans,
right?
look at what our fired and fried fearless leader is gonna do…

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make you cry?
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