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Do You Think You Can Find Your Man In Baggage Claim?

936full-paula-pattonshe is trying too.
that’s paula patton.
no she isn’t cheatin on robin thicke.
she has a new movie coming out with some fine wolves:
boris.
derek.
taye.
trey.
it’s called baggage claim.
trailer below.
hit it…

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Carmelo Anthony Looks Bored With “The Chain On His Balls”

Carmelo and LaLa Anthony celebrated his birthday at Greenhouse in NY last night.
But judging from these pictures,
he looked like he would rather be home with Swizz Beatsm
eating a sandwich,
and catching up on reruns of “Desperate Housewives“.

(you see what I did there?)

I mean, a Fox could be wrong, but you be the judge…

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