LaLa Anthony

lala anthony’s neighbor has issues with her but not with her fine ass manz tho

before we start font on this entry:

Lala Anthony’s new wolf is fine AF.

his name is beardaprince and he from BK.
he is an entrepreneur who owns “bear’s burgers“.

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ooof.
i’m not gonna font for him but when you meet a wolf that looks like this from BK,
not enough advil can deal with that headache.
he has probably got 100 bodies under his belt and trying to make you 101.
even the medium ugly BK males got that heat.
i’ve seen vixens and gay males move to new yawk,
meet the BK wolf,
and go back home with their tailz between legs.

It’s the voice,
the way they say shit,
the aura the gave,
and they been raised to fuck the attitude problem out of you.

so i don’t blame lala for belting burgers for her new manz:

this entry isn’t about bear but about lala’s neighbor who has an issue with her.
he took to his IG to air out lala over a parking spot debacle…

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Do You Think You Can Find Your Man In Baggage Claim?

she is trying too.
that’s paula patton.
no she isn’t cheatin on robin thicke.
she has a new movie coming out with some fine wolves:
boris.
derek.
taye.
trey.
it’s called baggage claim.
trailer below.
hit it…

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Carmelo Anthony Looks Bored With “The Chain On His Balls”

Carmelo and LaLa Anthony celebrated his birthday at Greenhouse in NY last night.
But judging from these pictures,
he looked like he would rather be home with Swizz Beatsm
eating a sandwich,
and catching up on reruns of “Desperate Housewives“.

(you see what I did there?)