Carmelo Anthony Looks Bored With “The Chain On His Balls”

Carmelo and LaLa Anthony celebrated his birthday at Greenhouse in NY last night.
But judging from these pictures,
he looked like he would rather be home with Swizz Beatsm
eating a sandwich,
and catching up on reruns of “Desperate Housewives“.

(you see what I did there?)

I mean, a Fox could be wrong, but you be the judge…


“I wish she would go to the bar“…
BUT when alone…

“Now I’m Sparkly Guy!”

Is it just me?

oh and happy birthday Melo!
May your Wolfiness have a good day without “The Chain to your Balls“….

12 thoughts on “Carmelo Anthony Looks Bored With “The Chain On His Balls”

  1. Once rumors were spreading about there being another women, I already knew they marriage was on the decline. He’s unhappy with her and its starting to show. He is still fine as hell though.

  2. Jamari I think you are on to something cause his body language when shes around him is totally different then when he is by himself he is smiling and all happy looking all I can say is something in the milk aint clean

  3. Melo is fine and I would definitely give him the peen if the opportunity presented itself. Just look at that ass and those lips.

    S/N: It has already been said that LaLa is a carpet muncher.

  4. Nah, I don’t get that vibe, I don’t think he’s down. He’s not attractive to me anyway, so I could care less. He looked better with cornrolls IMO. I can’t believe you guys think their marraige is a front tho. LaLa really loves him

  5. It does look like there marriage is just to keep the press off his secret life. Hmmmmm I wonder if he SWORD FIGHTS hahahaha LMAO!!!!!

  6. Is ‘Melo one of those dudes that look better in person, cuz he’s never really done it for me. I admit he has some cakes, but otherwise…*shrug*

    KidFury & XD were going on about his ‘fine azz’ riding his bike in the Village, so…maybe?

    1. I can attest to the fact that he does look better in person. He’s now a very tall lean built man with great posture and a mild disposition. He looks great in a suit and loves his son like “water for life”. The guy hasn’t come into his looks completely but the weight loss has complimented his facial enhancement and he does have a great smile as well.

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