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Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz, Can I Get A Witness?

bernadine-madi always wondered if i’m capable of going crazy?
like if my wolf decided to act up,
would i scratch up his car or order 20 pizzas to his house?
out him to the world for reality show pipe dreams?
i’m good at cutting someone out my life when they fuck up.
i can pretty much erase your number and never look back,
but would i ever go straight up psycho?
hmm.
good question.
they say good dick makes you do crazy things.
kinda like this vixen who repeatedly ran her truck in her wolf’s car.
how about it was right outside a keys and swizz beatz crib.
well my friends at cliff view pilot had this to send me…

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Breezy Wolf Throws The Peen At Us Again


i don’t know if you all caught his cameo performance at the amas last night.
for “everyday birthday” last night with swizz beatz and luda:

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo3Udz33zOY]

i didn’t know luda had such a nice tail on him.
anyway…

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Carmelo Anthony Looks Bored With “The Chain On His Balls”

Carmelo and LaLa Anthony celebrated his birthday at Greenhouse in NY last night.
But judging from these pictures,
he looked like he would rather be home with Swizz Beatsm
eating a sandwich,
and catching up on reruns of “Desperate Housewives“.

(you see what I did there?)

I mean, a Fox could be wrong, but you be the judge…

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Your Tenth Thought… (10)

We got a sneakz edition this way,
But not just ANY sneaker tho…

Well come on in and take a look..

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When The Baller Wolf Cheats (You Get Even)….

Foxes,
how would you react if you found out your Baller Wolf cheated on you?

I would probably be hurt for a minute.
Depending on how long we were together, I may cry.
I may break some of his shit up and like Rihanna said:

I’m roasting marshmallows on the fire
And what I’m burning, is your attire


His dick, balls, and WALLET would be MINE.

Juanita Jordan got half of MJ’s estate.
Vanessa Bryant got a pink diamond and real estate.

But Alicia Keys? Oh she got…

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X Marks The F0x: Swizz Tryna Beat?

I knew the day would come Alicia Keys would be singing her song “Karma”…
…to herself.
Seems the songbird lucked out and realized that how you get em is how you lose them…

Check this out and you’ll see…

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