You Better Duck, Mah Pineapple!

black-and-white-rapper-sexy-Favim.com-158599“t.i.” and “guns” just don’t mix.
now coming from new yawk,
i know where i just wouldn’t go.
any place with an abundance of pineapples is out the question.
t.i. had a concert at irving plaza in new yawk last night.
this is what happened…
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RIP Will Smith

330B43D800000578-0-image-m-17_1460332895490these jackals are going crazy out here.
former nfl defensive line-wolf,
will smith,
was shot and killed by a crazy ass jackal in new orleans.
the reason: alleged road rage.
his wife,
raquel smith,
was also harmed in the incident as well.
the whole situation is extremely sad and i hope justice will be served.
the foxhole will keep his family in our prayers.

There is Nothing Scarier Than a Threatened Manhood

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some animals don’t like their manhood threatened.
how does one threaten someone’s manhood anyway?
they will take great offense you cross that line.
nowadays with the transgenders,
a straight wolf may try to holla and not realize what’s up.
well that’s what happened to islan nettles in 2013.
she was beat to death because she threatened a jackal’s masculinity.
how?
well this is the story via new york daily news
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Stick You For Your Cream and Your Lottery Riches

tumblr_mygqj7PUIB1sic2wro1_500i was one who said,
that if i ever won the lottery,
i would like to remain anonymous.
the thought of having to give my name,
and show my face,
brings me tremendous anxiety.
mo money; mo problems.
suddenly you gonna have relatives you didn’t know you had.
plus…
you won’t know who is on your “side” anyone.
money can change those around you.
well when i read this story about a recent murdered lottery winner,
i was definitely right in how i would handle it.
check it out this story via wsbtv
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The Baller Wolf Who Stopped Me From Joining Hookup Apps

dead12n-2-webgod works in mysterious ways.
i was feeling lonely and was two seconds from making a jack’d account.
i was feeling real “being mary jane” today.
i was gonna sign up to look for my “thomas jones/cutty buddy”.
well one of the f-bi stopped me in my tracks with this story.
^that baller wolf was the reason i’m not anymore.
check this story via the ny daily news
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When Being On The Side Goes To Complete Sh*t

635727395599100901-Still0717-00001when you get into a relationship with someone,
and they happen to be with someone else,
you should already know what you are getting into.
you will always come second.
sometimes in more ways than one.
well thats if the person really hate who they are with.
they are only together just for the cubs,
the money,
or appearances.
the thing about being on the side is things could change at any moment.
it goes from:

“i’m leaving them for you”
“i think we gonna work it out”

sometimes with the latter,
you end up getting left in the dust.
well the story of ex baller wolf,
buster barnett,
is sort of the example of what i’m talking about.
his side chick was not pleased with a decision he made with his wife.
the results?
well…
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